Tuesday, March 3, 2009

alt.design.graphics - 25 new messages in 5 topics - digest

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Today's topics:

* Dead Kitten Fucker And Pissy Makes Friends Over Obsessive Hatter Hate - 3
messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/t/e9cf2ba173d4bec4?hl=en
* We Live in Interesting Times IV - So why did amazon cave? - 14 messages, 4
authors
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/t/7c0d697cc070915e?hl=en
* CS4 Bundles - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/t/435dc81f7aa6fb86?hl=en
* Ping: Jethro Doyle - 6 messages, 4 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/t/293b48edb0ce0a36?hl=en
* Jethro Doyle: "EMP is a weapon of mass destruction." - 1 messages, 1 author
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/t/ef997ca0011f7e3b?hl=en

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TOPIC: Dead Kitten Fucker And Pissy Makes Friends Over Obsessive Hatter Hate
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/t/e9cf2ba173d4bec4?hl=en
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== 1 of 3 ==
Date: Mon, Mar 2 2009 11:00 pm
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Mon, 02 Mar 2009 22:31:58 -0600, Dead Kitten
<ic9bnj502@sneakemail.com.invalid> wrote:

>Krazee-Eyez Killa wrote:
>> On Mon, 02 Mar 2009 18:55:49 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>>> I try to keep my weight at around 250 on average, although
>>> if I start to not pay attention I'll dip back down to 225 and lower,
>>> at that point I usually take notice and start eating more to bring my
>>> weight back up. Some people might think it's a blessing to have a
>>> super fast metabolism, but really, I find it more of a curse than
>>> anything.
>>
>> The really sad thing is you're only 4'6".
>
>LOL!!! I assume you're joking, because if he weighed 250 at that height
>he would be so fucking huge that his body would have its own
>gravitational pull.
>
>But seriously, to weigh 250 pounds and not qualify as a fatass he would
>have to be at least 6 feet 4 inches tall.

Good for me I'm 6'2" then. Of course weight is never so much
important as looks. Usually it's the real *UGLY* people that invest
so much importance in weight...mostly because even if they were skinny
they'd *STILL* look absolutely hideous...of course I *AM* talking
about *YOU* here. You can always tell the real ugly ones because they
never have any pictures of themselves online. And the really good
looking people like me have LOTS of pictures floating around.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )


== 2 of 3 ==
Date: Tues, Mar 3 2009 10:40 am
From: Dead Kitten


Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Mon, 02 Mar 2009 22:31:58 -0600, Dead Kitten
> <ic9bnj502@sneakemail.com.invalid> wrote:
>
>> Krazee-Eyez Killa wrote:
>>> On Mon, 02 Mar 2009 18:55:49 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> I try to keep my weight at around 250 on average, although
>>>> if I start to not pay attention I'll dip back down to 225 and lower,
>>>> at that point I usually take notice and start eating more to bring my
>>>> weight back up. Some people might think it's a blessing to have a
>>>> super fast metabolism, but really, I find it more of a curse than
>>>> anything.
>>> The really sad thing is you're only 4'6".
>> LOL!!! I assume you're joking, because if he weighed 250 at that height
>> he would be so fucking huge that his body would have its own
>> gravitational pull.
>>
>> But seriously, to weigh 250 pounds and not qualify as a fatass he would
>> have to be at least 6 feet 4 inches tall.
>
> Good for me I'm 6'2" then.

Even if you were that tall (which you aren't) that height would put your
BMI well within the "obese" range.

Face it: You're a fucking fatass.


== 3 of 3 ==
Date: Tues, Mar 3 2009 11:36 am
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Tue, 03 Mar 2009 13:40:09 -0500, Dead Kitten
<ic9bnj502@sneakemail.com.invalid> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Mon, 02 Mar 2009 22:31:58 -0600, Dead Kitten
>> <ic9bnj502@sneakemail.com.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>> Krazee-Eyez Killa wrote:
>>>> On Mon, 02 Mar 2009 18:55:49 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> I try to keep my weight at around 250 on average, although
>>>>> if I start to not pay attention I'll dip back down to 225 and lower,
>>>>> at that point I usually take notice and start eating more to bring my
>>>>> weight back up. Some people might think it's a blessing to have a
>>>>> super fast metabolism, but really, I find it more of a curse than
>>>>> anything.
>>>> The really sad thing is you're only 4'6".
>>> LOL!!! I assume you're joking, because if he weighed 250 at that height
>>> he would be so fucking huge that his body would have its own
>>> gravitational pull.
>>>
>>> But seriously, to weigh 250 pounds and not qualify as a fatass he would
>>> have to be at least 6 feet 4 inches tall.
>>
>> Good for me I'm 6'2" then.
>
>Even if you were that tall (which you aren't) that height would put your
>BMI well within the "obese" range.

If you hadn't the mentality of a six year old you would know that BMI
is a completely flawed and totally inane system of gauging health. For
example, Sylvester Stallone's BMI currently puts him into the morbidly
obese category. LOL Muscle weighs far more than fat (by volume).

>Face it: You're a fucking fatass.

I'm absolutely certain I'm far skinnier, healthier and better looking
than you are, Kitten Fucker. Where are *YOUR* pictures? Yeah, yeah
that's right, yer too damn fuckin *UGLY* and *FAT* to post 'em,
aren'tcha? *nods*

Come on, Junior...step the fuck up and let's see yer pics. Unless yer
too much of an ugly fuckin fat ass pussy. Yeah, yer a real pussy,
aren'tcha? Here's a fun idea, let's compare high school pictures! LOL

Here's some of mine:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Class_Prom_Pic.swf
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Mascott_1.jpg
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Amy_and_Me.png
http://www.meow.org/flonk/albums/Because-Im-Crazy/hatter01.jpg

Now let's see yours, Fatty. *snicker* I bet I have more muscle in my
arms than you have in your whole fat pudgy little tub of a body, you
ugly fuckin pussy.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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TOPIC: We Live in Interesting Times IV - So why did amazon cave?
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== 1 of 14 ==
Date: Tues, Mar 3 2009 3:58 am
From: whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com


On Mar 2, 5:51 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
productions.net> wrote:

> And currently...only the United
> States Military could out class the level of technology I currently
> have at my disposal.  Unfortunately fun little play things like police
> cars and police helicopters are not shielded against EMP.  Tell me,
> have *YOU* ever made an explosively pumped flux compression generator?
> ^__^  Such fun little toys, amongst *MANY* others are always at the
> convenience of those such as myself.  Heck I've even made things that
> could completely destroy the entire physical architecture of a large
> scale network in less than five minutes.  If those like myself ever
> really wanted to...we could likely completely cripple the entire
> countries infrastructure in less than three months.  Those like
> yourself...those who don't have knowledge...you really don't have any
> idea just how...fragile...you really are.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=3432651

== 2 of 14 ==
Date: Tues, Mar 3 2009 4:32 am
From: Fred Doyle


Jethrodeus Mad Hatter wrote:

> Uncle Jed, Uncle Jed! I jus' done made an explosive pumped
> flux compression gen'rator out thar by the cement pond. C'mon
> out and take a look!

LOL, just too beautiful. Way too funny.

Fred doyle


== 3 of 14 ==
Date: Tues, Mar 3 2009 5:43 am
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Tue, 03 Mar 2009 07:32:35 -0500, Fred Doyle <fdoyle1@nycap.rr.com>
wrote:

>Jethrodeus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>> Uncle Jed, Uncle Jed! I jus' done made an explosive pumped
>> flux compression gen'rator out thar by the cement pond. C'mon
> > out and take a look!
>
>LOL, just too beautiful. Way too funny.

*rolls eyes*

Oh ye of little mind...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Explosively_pumped_flux_compression_generator

LOL, your dumbass actually thought that was something I just made up?
*snicker* Like I said...dipshits like you...you really have no idea
at all just how fragile your little world is. ^__^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )


== 4 of 14 ==
Date: Tues, Mar 3 2009 5:44 am
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Tue, 3 Mar 2009 03:58:39 -0800 (PST),
whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com wrote:

>On Mar 2, 5:51 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>productions.net> wrote:
>
>> And currently...only the United
>> States Military could out class the level of technology I currently
>> have at my disposal.  Unfortunately fun little play things like police
>> cars and police helicopters are not shielded against EMP.  Tell me,
>> have *YOU* ever made an explosively pumped flux compression generator?
>> ^__^  Such fun little toys, amongst *MANY* others are always at the
>> convenience of those such as myself.  Heck I've even made things that
>> could completely destroy the entire physical architecture of a large
>> scale network in less than five minutes.  If those like myself ever
>> really wanted to...we could likely completely cripple the entire
>> countries infrastructure in less than three months.  Those like
>> yourself...those who don't have knowledge...you really don't have any
>> idea just how...fragile...you really are.

>http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=3432651

My link is better:
: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Explosively_pumped_flux_compression_generator

^__^

Have fun with your little cartoons there, Drewster.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )


== 5 of 14 ==
Date: Tues, Mar 3 2009 5:42 am
From: whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com


On Mar 3, 7:32 am, Fred Doyle <fdoy...@nycap.rr.com> wrote:
> Jethrodeus Mad Hatter wrote:
> > Uncle Jed, Uncle Jed! I jus' done made an explosive pumped
> > flux compression gen'rator out thar by the cement pond. C'mon
>
>  > out and take a look!
>
> LOL, just too beautiful. Way too funny.

Don't dare obstruct his view of Venus or you'll see
"how...fragile...you really are"!

Drew


== 6 of 14 ==
Date: Tues, Mar 3 2009 6:02 am
From: Fred Doyle


Jethrodeus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Tue, 03 Mar 2009 07:32:35 -0500, Fred Doyle <fdoyle1@nycap.rr.com>
> wrote:
>
>> Jethrodeus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>>> Uncle Jed, Uncle Jed! I jus' done made an explosive pumped
>>> flux compression gen'rator out thar by the cement pond. C'mon
>>> out and take a look!

Jed: Boy, I done tol' you no more makin' weapons of mass destruction out
thar by the cement pond. Las' time you made that neutron bomb thing,
Mz.Drysdale's cat lost its fur, caught a cold and nearly died from
pneumonia.

Jethrodeus: Aw Uncle Jed, this ain't nothin' like that. This here is one
awesome weapon. With this thing, I'm going to take over downtown Walla
Walla, and then the world!

Jed: Boy, I'm warnin' you....

Jethrodeus: Gollee Uncle Jed, how can I be a mad scientist and all, when
you won't let me go makin' no evil weapons of mass destruction and such.
I know what I'm doin' here. I got a 6th grade education.

Way, way too much fun here. You just have to stop. I've got tears in my
eyes from laughing.

Fred Doyle


== 7 of 14 ==
Date: Tues, Mar 3 2009 6:14 am
From: Fred Doyle


whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com wrote:
> On Mar 3, 7:32 am, Fred Doyle <fdoy...@nycap.rr.com> wrote:
>> Jethrodeus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> Uncle Jed, Uncle Jed! I jus' done made an explosive pumped
>>> flux compression gen'rator out thar by the cement pond. C'mon
>> > out and take a look!
>>
>> LOL, just too beautiful. Way too funny.
>
> Don't dare obstruct his view of Venus or you'll see
> "how...fragile...you really are"!
>
> Drew

This is too funny. I've been laughing all morning. It doesn't take much
to get him to this point, does it? A little time, a few posts, and he's
off again.

Fred Doyle


== 8 of 14 ==
Date: Tues, Mar 3 2009 6:23 am
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Tue, 03 Mar 2009 09:02:11 -0500, Fred Doyle <fdoyle1@nycap.rr.com>
wrote:

>Jethrodeus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Tue, 03 Mar 2009 07:32:35 -0500, Fred Doyle <fdoyle1@nycap.rr.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Jethrodeus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>
>>>> Uncle Jed, Uncle Jed! I jus' done made an explosive pumped
>>>> flux compression gen'rator out thar by the cement pond. C'mon
>>>> out and take a look!
>
>Jed: Boy, I done tol' you no more makin' weapons of mass destruction out
>thar by the cement pond. Las' time you made that neutron bomb thing,
>Mz.Drysdale's cat lost its fur, caught a cold and nearly died from
>pneumonia.
>
>Jethrodeus: Aw Uncle Jed, this ain't nothin' like that. This here is one
>awesome weapon. With this thing, I'm going to take over downtown Walla
>Walla, and then the world!
>
>Jed: Boy, I'm warnin' you....
>
>Jethrodeus: Gollee Uncle Jed, how can I be a mad scientist and all, when
>you won't let me go makin' no evil weapons of mass destruction and such.
>I know what I'm doin' here. I got a 6th grade education.
>
>
>
>Way, way too much fun here. You just have to stop. I've got tears in my
>eyes from laughing.

...when did you start calling yourself Jethrodeus, Jethro? Did I tell
you that you could change your name? Keep up with the story though, I
really like it when you show off just how incredibly untalented,
unfunny and all out worthless you really are. ^__^ And, really, it's
not as if you have anything better to do than continually obsess over
everything me. I did a quick stat check on both you and Drew...over
the past year over 96% of every post you've made on Usenet has either
been *TO* me or has been *ABOUT* me in some form or another. LOL, I'm
so the fuck far up into yer lil head space I could probably start
sellin REAL ESTATE! Yer pwn3d little man...oh so badly.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )


== 9 of 14 ==
Date: Tues, Mar 3 2009 6:26 am
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Tue, 03 Mar 2009 09:14:41 -0500, Fred Doyle <fdoyle1@nycap.rr.com>
wrote:

>whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com wrote:
>> On Mar 3, 7:32 am, Fred Doyle <fdoy...@nycap.rr.com> wrote:
>>> Jethrodeus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> Uncle Jed, Uncle Jed! I jus' done made an explosive pumped
>>>> flux compression gen'rator out thar by the cement pond. C'mon
>>> > out and take a look!
>>>
>>> LOL, just too beautiful. Way too funny.
>>
>> Don't dare obstruct his view of Venus or you'll see
>> "how...fragile...you really are"!
>>
>> Drew
>
>This is too funny. I've been laughing all morning.

He LAUGHING everybody...really...he uh, he just needs to make sure
that we all know how much of a good time he's having...really....he's
completely *NOT* butthurt at *ALL*...cause he's *LAUGHING*...get it?
*nods*

>It doesn't take much to get me to this point, does it?

I fixed your typo, Jethro.

>A little time, a few posts, and he's off again.

This from the retard who spent his entire morning coming up with an
inane story about himself inventing magical nuclear weapons or some
shit.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )


== 10 of 14 ==
Date: Tues, Mar 3 2009 8:28 am
From: whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com


On Mar 3, 9:14 am, Fred Doyle <fdoy...@nycap.rr.com> wrote:
> whoisthatmasked...@hotmail.com wrote:
> > On Mar 3, 7:32 am, Fred Doyle <fdoy...@nycap.rr.com> wrote:
> >> Jethrodeus Mad Hatter wrote:
> >>> Uncle Jed, Uncle Jed! I jus' done made an explosive pumped
> >>> flux compression gen'rator out thar by the cement pond. C'mon
> >>  > out and take a look!
>
> >> LOL, just too beautiful. Way too funny.
>
> > Don't dare obstruct his view of Venus or you'll see
> > "how...fragile...you really are"!
>
> > Drew
>
> This is too funny. I've been laughing all morning. It doesn't take much
> to get him to this point, does it? A little time, a few posts, and he's
> off again.
>
> Fred Doyle

What makes it funnier is the Sophomore doesn't have a clue. Nary a
one.

Drew


== 11 of 14 ==
Date: Tues, Mar 3 2009 8:40 am
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Tue, 3 Mar 2009 08:28:30 -0800 (PST),
whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com wrote:

>On Mar 3, 9:14 am, Fred Doyle <fdoy...@nycap.rr.com> wrote:
>> whoisthatmasked...@hotmail.com wrote:
>> > On Mar 3, 7:32 am, Fred Doyle <fdoy...@nycap.rr.com> wrote:
>> >> Jethrodeus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> >>> Uncle Jed, Uncle Jed! I jus' done made an explosive pumped
>> >>> flux compression gen'rator out thar by the cement pond. C'mon
>> >>  > out and take a look!
>>
>> >> LOL, just too beautiful. Way too funny.
>>
>> > Don't dare obstruct his view of Venus or you'll see
>> > "how...fragile...you really are"!
>>
>> > Drew
>>
>> This is too funny. I've been laughing all morning. It doesn't take much
>> to get him to this point, does it? A little time, a few posts, and he's
>> off again.
>>
>> Fred Doyle
>
>What makes it funnier is the Sophomore doesn't have a clue. Nary a
>one.

This from one of the retards who thinks that an EMP generator is a
"weapon of mass destruction". LOL, talk about extreme cluelessness.
This guy needs a cluepon in the worst way imaginable.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )


== 12 of 14 ==
Date: Tues, Mar 3 2009 9:56 am
From: Fred Doyle


whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com wrote:
> On Mar 3, 9:14 am, Fred Doyle <fdoy...@nycap.rr.com> wrote:
>> whoisthatmasked...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>> On Mar 3, 7:32 am, Fred Doyle <fdoy...@nycap.rr.com> wrote:
>>>> Jethrodeus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>> Uncle Jed, Uncle Jed! I jus' done made an explosive pumped
>>>>> flux compression gen'rator out thar by the cement pond. C'mon
>>>> > out and take a look!
>>>> LOL, just too beautiful. Way too funny.
>>> Don't dare obstruct his view of Venus or you'll see
>>> "how...fragile...you really are"!
>>> Drew
>> This is too funny. I've been laughing all morning. It doesn't take much
>> to get him to this point, does it? A little time, a few posts, and he's
>> off again.
>>
>> Fred Doyle
>
> What makes it funnier is the Sophomore doesn't have a clue. Nary a
> one.
>
> Drew

This guy is way to precious. You couldn't make up a character like this
if you tried.

He's hovering now, and spinning like a top, reading and responding to
every post. 'Cuz you know who the real Hatter Addict is. No one is more
obsessed with Matt than Matt. He can't not respond when his name is
mentioned.

But be careful. He's got weapons of mass destruction and he might just
use them and show you how fragile you really are.

Fred Doyle


== 13 of 14 ==
Date: Tues, Mar 3 2009 10:05 am
From: The Daring Dufas


Fred Doyle wrote:
> whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com wrote:
>> On Mar 3, 9:14 am, Fred Doyle <fdoy...@nycap.rr.com> wrote:
>>> whoisthatmasked...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>>> On Mar 3, 7:32 am, Fred Doyle <fdoy...@nycap.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>> Jethrodeus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>> Uncle Jed, Uncle Jed! I jus' done made an explosive pumped
>>>>>> flux compression gen'rator out thar by the cement pond. C'mon
>>>>> > out and take a look!
>>>>> LOL, just too beautiful. Way too funny.
>>>> Don't dare obstruct his view of Venus or you'll see
>>>> "how...fragile...you really are"!
>>>> Drew
>>> This is too funny. I've been laughing all morning. It doesn't take much
>>> to get him to this point, does it? A little time, a few posts, and he's
>>> off again.
>>>
>>> Fred Doyle
>>
>> What makes it funnier is the Sophomore doesn't have a clue. Nary a
>> one.
>>
>> Drew
>
> This guy is way to precious. You couldn't make up a character like this
> if you tried.
>
> He's hovering now, and spinning like a top, reading and responding to
> every post. 'Cuz you know who the real Hatter Addict is. No one is more
> obsessed with Matt than Matt. He can't not respond when his name is
> mentioned.
>
> But be careful. He's got weapons of mass destruction and he might just
> use them and show you how fragile you really are.
>
> Fred Doyle

Me and my brother can just make up a name, write disparaging
remarks about the faux person and Odoriferous Insane Milliner
will but in and hysterically rant that we are referring to him.
My God, it's funny. We call it Hatter bait.

TDD


== 14 of 14 ==
Date: Tues, Mar 3 2009 11:40 am
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Tue, 03 Mar 2009 12:05:40 -0600, The Daring Dufas
<the-daring-dufas@peckerhead.net> wrote:

>Fred Doyle wrote:
>> whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com wrote:
>>> On Mar 3, 9:14 am, Fred Doyle <fdoy...@nycap.rr.com> wrote:
>>>> whoisthatmasked...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>>>> On Mar 3, 7:32 am, Fred Doyle <fdoy...@nycap.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>> Jethrodeus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>> Uncle Jed, Uncle Jed! I jus' done made an explosive pumped
>>>>>>> flux compression gen'rator out thar by the cement pond. C'mon
>>>>>> > out and take a look!
>>>>>> LOL, just too beautiful. Way too funny.
>>>>> Don't dare obstruct his view of Venus or you'll see
>>>>> "how...fragile...you really are"!
>>>>> Drew
>>>> This is too funny. I've been laughing all morning. It doesn't take much
>>>> to get him to this point, does it? A little time, a few posts, and he's
>>>> off again.
>>>>
>>>> Fred Doyle
>>>
>>> What makes it funnier is the Sophomore doesn't have a clue. Nary a
>>> one.
>>>
>>> Drew
>>
>> This guy is way to precious. You couldn't make up a character like this
>> if you tried.
>>
>> He's hovering now, and spinning like a top, reading and responding to
>> every post. 'Cuz you know who the real Hatter Addict is. No one is more
>> obsessed with Matt than Matt. He can't not respond when his name is
>> mentioned.
>>
>> But be careful. He's got weapons of mass destruction and he might just
>> use them and show you how fragile you really are.
>>
>> Fred Doyle
>
>Me and my brother can just make up a name, write disparaging
>remarks about the faux person and Odoriferous Insane Milliner
>will but in and hysterically rant that we are referring to him.
>My God, it's funny. We call it Hatter bait.

Awww, how cute, the Hatter Addicts are all having a little circle jerk
with each other. ^__^

I can't really blame them for their need of slurpage though, I mean I
can only imagine how horrible it must feel to be verbally ripped all
apart by me...it's kind of like a little support group for them. LOL
You can always tell when I've *REALLY* hit them too close to home,
because that's when they *REALLY* start slurping up each others asses,
in nearly ever other post they make (like they are now).

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

==============================================================================
TOPIC: CS4 Bundles
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/t/435dc81f7aa6fb86?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Tues, Mar 3 2009 5:37 am
From: Fred Doyle


whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com wrote:
> On Mar 2, 3:00 pm, David <d33lici...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Hey guys,
>>
>> I was wondering, if you are using any CS4 bundles like Production
>> Premium/Desgin Premium etc. or are you using Individual products. And
>> I was also wondering, if buying these bundles are better or buying
>> individual products in CS4 makes sense.
>
> That would be up to you. If you only need a couple of the apps just
> upgrade those. To upgrade the whole suite is $600 for premium. Not
> bad.
>

I'd agree with that. If you are using more than one of the products in
the bundle it is probably worth the upgrade. If you just use photoshop,
or illustrator, or dreamweaver, then no, single product upgrades would
be the way to go.

>> I am CS3 user, so would you recommend an upgrade to any CS4 Product?

Again, it depends on your situation. If you work with clients, other
artists, freelancers, etc. who may have upgraded and wants to hand you
documents in CS4, then by all means upgrade. If you are a stand alone
shop, and don't need to interface with anyone else who has upgraded, the
choice is less clear cut.


>
> I upgraded from CS2 so I don't know how big the upgrade is from 3.
> Fred might. It's a big jump from 2

Depends on what you so. Dreamweaver renders better now in non-code mode,
but I rarely use that. Photoshop has several good new features. I
haven't looked too much at Flash, but it looks like a small upgrade,
certainly not as big as the CS3 jum p with the introduction of AS3. The
documents are not backwardly compatible, i.e. if you have a CS 4 Flash
document, you can't open it in CS3 flash, but you can save it back to
CS3. The interface on all has changed dramatically.

>
>> Do you think, if I wait, I may get CS4 cheaper?
>
> No.

No. At least not from Adobe. That's not their history.


>
>> And any ideas on when
>> CS5 will come? Thanks for your help!

I'm still exploring CS4, so not too soon I hope. Depends on when Adobe
needs more income.


!
>
> Nope, but I'd guess a couple of years.
>
> HTH
>
> Drew
>


Fred doyle

==============================================================================
TOPIC: Ping: Jethro Doyle
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/t/293b48edb0ce0a36?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 6 ==
Date: Tues, Mar 3 2009 6:28 am
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


Hey Fredtard, are you still laughing? Let us all know, okay? I know
how important it is for you to make sure that we all know just how
much of a good time you're having, so if you could just give us all
continual updates...say every five minutes or so, boy that'd be just
great! *nods*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )


== 2 of 6 ==
Date: Tues, Mar 3 2009 6:39 am
From: Fred Doyle


Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> Hey Fredtard, are you still laughing? Let us all know, okay? I know
> how important it is for you to make sure that we all know just how
> much of a good time you're having, so if you could just give us all
> continual updates...say every five minutes or so, boy that'd be just
> great! *nods*
>
> --
>

Yes, absolutely I'm still laughing. But if you could write a little more
like that stuff about the weapons of mass destruction that you've
created, or how your going to sue Google for your mistakes on your
website that you can't find, it would be even better. Please!

Fred Doyle


== 3 of 6 ==
Date: Tues, Mar 3 2009 7:32 am
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Tue, 03 Mar 2009 09:39:22 -0500, Fred Doyle <fdoyle1@nycap.rr.com>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> Hey Fredtard, are you still laughing? Let us all know, okay? I know
>> how important it is for you to make sure that we all know just how
>> much of a good time you're having, so if you could just give us all
>> continual updates...say every five minutes or so, boy that'd be just
>> great! *nods*

>Yes, absolutely I'm still laughing. But if you could write a little more
>like that stuff about the weapons of mass destruction that you've
>created,

Hey Jethro, I know you're stupid and all, but uh...how exactly is it
that you think an EMP weapon is a "weapon of mass destruction"? LOL,
talk about laughter, boy that one sure cracked me up.

>or how your going to sue Google for your mistakes on your
>website that you can't find, it would be even better.

Reading...not really your strong suite there, Jethro. It is rather
ironic though in that your own gross misinterpretations, strawmen and
out of context lames manage to bring you so much
merriment...essentially you're bemused by your own idiocy...LOL, now
*THAT* is funny. ^__^

>Please!

Say pretty please. Then bend yer fat ass over my knee so I can
verbally blister it all over again with your sheer fucking idiocy. Boy
I *NEVER* get tired of doing *THAT* Jethro. `, )

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )


== 4 of 6 ==
Date: Tues, Mar 3 2009 10:44 am
From: Dead Kitten


Fred Doyle wrote:
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> Hey Fredtard, are you still laughing? Let us all know, okay? I know
>> how important it is for you to make sure that we all know just how
>> much of a good time you're having, so if you could just give us all
>> continual updates...say every five minutes or so, boy that'd be just
>> great! *nods*
>>
>>
>
> Yes, absolutely I'm still laughing. But if you could write a little more
> like that stuff about the weapons of mass destruction that you've
> created, or how your going to sue Google for your mistakes on your
> website that you can't find, it would be even better. Please!

The only "weapon of mass destruction" he has is his massive butt.

He eats pizza and twenty minutes later there are air raid sirens going
off. LOL!


== 5 of 6 ==
Date: Tues, Mar 3 2009 10:56 am
From: whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com


On Mar 3, 9:39 am, Fred Doyle <fdoy...@nycap.rr.com> wrote:

> Yes, absolutely I'm still laughing. But if you could write a little more
> like that stuff about the weapons of mass destruction that you've
> created, or how your going to sue Google for your mistakes on your
> website that you can't find, it would be even better. Please!

And while he's at it maybe he can share excerpts from his graphic
design book, demonstrate his kerning or photography skills and other
god level abilities.

The entertainment value is priceless.

Drew


== 6 of 6 ==
Date: Tues, Mar 3 2009 11:22 am
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


On Tue, 3 Mar 2009 10:56:32 -0800 (PST),
whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com wrote:

>On Mar 3, 9:39 am, Fred Doyle <fdoy...@nycap.rr.com> wrote:
>
>> Yes, absolutely I'm still laughing. But if you could write a little more
>> like that stuff about the weapons of mass destruction that you've
>> created, or how your going to sue Google for your mistakes on your
>> website that you can't find, it would be even better. Please!
>
>And while he's at it maybe he can share excerpts from his graphic
>design book, demonstrate his kerning or photography skills and other
>god level abilities.
>
>The entertainment value is priceless.

FYI Drewster, in the book I'm working on I've got several examples of
dumbasses that I've ripped apart for trying to pass off ASSumptions as
facts...and you and Fred...oh yeah, yer both gonna be in there. Of
course since they're public posts I don't actually have to pay you or
anything, which is quite nice. Basically I get to mock you, verbally
rip you apart...and then profit off of you on top of it. LOL ^__^

Not to mention the money I make off ad banners via my various sites,
like my new blog. My new blog generated a whole $102 last month just
all on its own! Speaking of which I should start reposting some of
this Usenet stuff onto my blog...no sense in keeping your idiocy all
to ourselves, right? `, )

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
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"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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TOPIC: Jethro Doyle: "EMP is a weapon of mass destruction."
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/t/ef997ca0011f7e3b?hl=en
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Date: Tues, Mar 3 2009 7:34 am
From: Onideus Mad Hatter


LOL, this dipshit thinks that an EMP generator is a "weapon of mass
destruction". *snicker* Boy if there was ever any doubt in anyone's
mind as to just how completely fuckin stupid Freddy boi is...well,
it's gone now! ^__^

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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )


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