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TOPIC: Veronica Sucks-Cock Karlsson...Jealously Enraged Snit...Or Simply Out
Of Date?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/t/5ba3544da2ca87fa?hl=en
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== 1 of 5 ==
Date: Wed, May 6 2009 7:41 am
From: Emo Haircut

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

>>>> Wal Mart is an immense company with web presence and no doubt has use
>>>> for top notch IT people.......
>>>>
>>>> What's that, you say? Oedipus works as a stock boy?
>>>>
>>>> Oh. Never mind.
>>> I'm not a useless bitch like yourself, kid.
>> I guess stocking shelves is some sort of skill. I guess. Maybe.
>
> Well maybe if you keep stacking those shelves you can work your way up
> to head cart pusher! WOW, won't that be something, huh? *nods*

See? Keep your chin up, trooper. You won't be a stock-boy forever!

--
you're a sad little girl
beautiful and damned

== 2 of 5 ==
Date: Wed, May 6 2009 8:41 am
From: Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 06 May 2009 12:28:43 GMT, "Hu Flung Dung"
<invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter, ye wood-headed uncleanly scruples, you put sharp
>weapons in a madman's hands, ye expanded:
>
>> Well maybe if you keep stacking those shelves you can work your way up
>> to head cart pusher!
>
> ... said the WalMart voice of experience,

Nah, I don't work in personnel, and I'm already as high as I can go
unless I want to be a department manager. The pay is nice, but the
hours suck horribly. You're scheduled for like 60 hour work
weeks...minimum.

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

== 3 of 5 ==
Date: Wed, May 6 2009 8:43 am
From: Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 06 May 2009 08:41:35 -0600, Emo Haircut
<haircut.emo@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>> I'm not a useless bitch like yourself, kid.

>>> I guess stocking shelves is some sort of skill. I guess. Maybe.

>> Well maybe if you keep stacking those shelves you can work your way up
>> to head cart pusher! WOW, won't that be something, huh? *nods*

>Really? I'll keep my chin up. I won't be a stock-boy forever!

That's the spirit!

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

== 4 of 5 ==
Date: Wed, May 6 2009 8:45 am
From: Emo Haircut

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Wed, 06 May 2009 08:41:35 -0600, Emo Haircut
> <haircut.emo@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>>>> I'm not a useless bitch like yourself, kid.
>
>>>> I guess stocking shelves is some sort of skill. I guess. Maybe.
>
>>> Well maybe if you keep stacking those shelves you can work your way up
>>> to head cart pusher! WOW, won't that be something, huh? *nods*
>
>> Really? I'll keep my chin up. I won't be a stock-boy forever!
>
> That's the spirit!

Post editing is for butt-hurt losers.

Loser.

--
you're a sad little girl
beautiful and damned

== 5 of 5 ==
Date: Wed, May 6 2009 9:09 am
From: Onideus Mad Hatter

On Wed, 06 May 2009 09:45:47 -0600, Emo Haircut
<haircut.emo@gmail.com> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Wed, 06 May 2009 08:41:35 -0600, Emo Haircut
>> <haircut.emo@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>>>> I'm not a useless bitch like yourself, kid.
>>
>>>>> I guess stocking shelves is some sort of skill. I guess. Maybe.
>>
>>>> Well maybe if you keep stacking those shelves you can work your way up
>>>> to head cart pusher! WOW, won't that be something, huh? *nods*
>>
>>> Really? I'll keep my chin up. I won't be a stock-boy forever!
>>
>> That's the spirit!
>
>I'm a butt-hurt loser who doesn't deserve anything more than post
>editing and bitch slaps across my idiot face.

Loser.

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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TOPIC: for everyone to appreciate this very well crafted pisstake ofmatt '
pilsbury doug boy' moulton you will need a youtube account. trustme. you will
find the video part of this seriously fucking funny. <was Re:Flash -
Absolutely Fuckin Stupid, Just Like The People Who Embrace It>
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/t/5ef8781c3a69696c?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Wed, May 6 2009 8:11 am
From: §ñühw¤£f

metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> pinched out a
steaming pile of<gda105dnnjqqc08jqnnlouuns31sb68ueo@4ax.com>:

>On Mon, 04 May 2009 16:44:52 -0600, §ñühw¤£f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
wrote:
>
>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>> On Thu, 30 Apr 2009 10:36:29 -0500, §ñühw¤£f
<snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> pinched out
a
>>>> steaming pile of<6h6ev49jjmo0s9seccctsn4gjsdpef51fm@4ax.com>:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:20:02 -0600, §ñühw¤£f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>>> metro-golden-meower spilled the beans:
>>>>>>> On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:02:26 -0600, §ñühw¤£f
<snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower spilled the beans:
>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 11:14:41 -0500, §ñühw¤£f
>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org>
pinched
>>>> out a
>>>>>>>>>> steaming pile
of<6lh6u4tpis5ctv5e3fm1d079evk7mdbm5o@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 12 Apr 2009 11:48:59 -0500, §ñühw¤£f
>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org>
pinched
>>>> out a
>>>>>>>>>>>> steaming pile
of<nj01u45gfdvqbu982d9fjdt18tihanunpb@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 09 Apr 2009 10:56:57 -0500, §ñühw¤£f
>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org>
>>>> pinched out a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> steaming pile
>>>> of<unapt4prc8aea5n8c9eeo9n3heas2cdpv4@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 07 Apr 2009 09:47:01 -0500, §ñühw¤£f
>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org>
>>>> pinched out
>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> steaming pile
>>>> of<6a0it4lppj6v8uu93971rsvk4d1lok965d@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 10:12:25 -0500, §ñühw¤£f
>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-
meower@meowdot.org>
>>>> pinched
>>>>>>>>>> out
>>>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> steaming pile
>>>> of<0s6ht4l8en14hjvft0sdo4iimu8grnufac@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 4 Apr 2009 17:22:06 -0700, §ñühw¤£f
>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 3 Apr 2009 17:26:50 -0700, §ñühw¤£f
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 03 Apr 2009 10:55:48 -0500, §ñühw¤£f
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-
>>>> meower@meowdot.org>
>>>>>>>>>>>> pinched
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> steaming pile
>>>>>>>>>>>> of<hesbt4t5o0r43uq3otnaokp3ciniivnnbb@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 2 Apr 2009 17:03:09 -0700, §ñühw¤£f
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 1 Apr 2009 16:59:49 -0700, §ñühw¤£f
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 10:42:21 -0500,
§ñühw¤£f
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-
>>>>>>>>>> meower@meowdot.org>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pinched
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> steaming pile
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of<f1q4t41slir4hl3d4er8q84fphksvkrof9@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 30 Mar 2009 17:10:48 -0700,
>>>> §ñühw¤£f
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 30 Mar 2009 10:17:15 -0500,
>>>> §ñühw¤£f
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> meower@meowdot.org>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pinched
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> steaming pile
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of<5qnvs4tsfm6etn4usvjtb5q3o2hm5090rt@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 29 Mar 2009 16:31:52 -0400,
>>>> MillerT
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <thisemail@isamunge.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 3/29/09 4:02 PM, in article
>>>> 10sus49o39i269vv7v4hs071gb525rssru@4ax.com,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "metro-golden-meower" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 28 Mar 2009 17:00:49 -
0700,
>>>>>>>>>> §ñühw€£f
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 27 Mar 2009 09:43:03 -
0500,
>>>>>>>>>>>> §ñühw€£f
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MillerT
<thisemail@isamunge.com>
>>>> pinched
>>>>>>>>>>>> out
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> steaming
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pile
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of<gqh747$dcf$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 3/26/09 8:03 PM, in
article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PM0004660E7501CF5B@unknown.myhome.westell.com,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Â§Ã±Ã?hwâ?¬Â£f"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MillerT wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 3/26/09 11:02 AM, in
article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tb6dnVx6V7G-BFbUnZ2dnUVZ_vvinZ2d@centurytel.net,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Â§Ã±Ã?hw Â£f"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Veronica Karlsson
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <veronica.karlsson@gmail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pinched
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> steaming
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pile of<7cfe83d9-638b-
4eb2-
>>>> 963b-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1be4e9bd407b@y9g2000yqg.googlegroups.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mar 25, 8:24 pm, Dead
>>>> Kitten
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ic9bnj...@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dead Kitten wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Veronica Karlsson
wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dead Kitten wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Veronica Karlsson
wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower
wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i ha<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What did you say,
Girly
>>>> Bitch?
>>>>>>>>>> I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> couldn't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hear
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cock all
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up in your mouth like
>>>> that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for that to happen it
>>>> would
>>>>>>>>>>>> require
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> two
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> things.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> first.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you'd
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> penis extension and
>>>> second.
>>>>>>>>>> you'd
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> girth
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> increased so
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it no longer made a
needle
>>>> look
>>>>>>>>>>>> like
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> should
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spend
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> some
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time at
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weight wachers.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The difference in
>>>> originality
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> between
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> two
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> comments
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> above... quite
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a contrast.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm sure metrosexual-
>>>> golden-
>>>>>>>>>> shower
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> appreciates
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> free
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hand
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> job,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dearie, but it just
won't
>>>> be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> complete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> until
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> follow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> some lame
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ASCII art.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're just trying to
>>>> troll me
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mission accomplished.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does that mean you'll
go
>>>> away
>>>>>>>>>> now?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Show us your tits first.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would, but I think
google
>>>> would
>>>>>>>>>>>> turn
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> self
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> portrait
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> into a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> picasso.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ||
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> =(.)(.)=
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> \ /
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /V \
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> VIOLA!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Boobs and a penis, but no
head
>>>> or
>>>>>>>>>> legs?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Where do you see a penis?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 0_o
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What's the pointy thing?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SHOW ME ON THE DOLLY WHERE THE
BAD
>>>> MAN
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TOUCHED
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> YOU
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I CANNOT SEE A WALLET ON IT SO
I
>>>> CAN
>>>>>>>>>> POINT
>>>>>>>>>>>> TO
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> IT!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> YOUR
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DOLLY
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> IS
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DEFECTIVE!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I bet you mean "coin purse".
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh...english english!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bollocks. i meant wallet. in
modern
>>>> england
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> girleis
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> purses.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> men have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wallets. le me guess, you call
you
>>>> wallet a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> purse?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In merka some mens carry "murses".
>>>> Serially.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are they called teh homosexualists?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This really deserves a xoapst to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ALT.NON.SECUITUR....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> j00 forgot to add it to the x-post
line.
>>>> shame.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i've
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> there
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for years.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It was TQOCAJ's main hangout...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i belive ja used to post there a lot as
>>>> well.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> JUNGLE ACID! He was a good won...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> someone should track him down like a
>>>>>>>>>> <HINT>dog</hint>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> make
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> STPO PSOTIGN NI THLM!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or what? you'll pee on my doorstep?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poop...then light it...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are upi callin' me a cow?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cows do that? You have some weird cows...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you can burn cow turds.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> well you can felch goats!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no thanks. i'm trying to give it up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have you tried the patch?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yes. it didn't work out. the goat kept trying to
eat my
>>>>>>>>>> sleeve.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Get your vest back from the bicycle.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <shoves arm down goats throat to get bike back to
>>>> retrieve vest>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You'll know you've found the right item if it has no
>>>> sleeves.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HTH
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that doesn't work. my bike doesn't have sleeves.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You'll have to get them from Man At Arms...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> pratchette fan, eh?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Matster of teh Universe!
>>>>>>>>>>> he man says he isn't ghey. i don't belive him.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I like his tiger-cringer-
>>>>>>>>> does cringer like you though?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Sure...in my dreams we make sweet lurve...
>>>>>>> you do know cringer is a boy?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> you do know Im bisexual?
>>>>> that's the last time i rub your tummy. (no i didn't know, not
that it
>>>> makes any diff, you're still a funny guy.)
>>
>>Just avoid the wet spot and yuo'll be fine...
>
>i tried. only after i guillotined my hand off, it made more of a wet
spot where the blood spurted everywhere.
>
You'll be pee-shifting soon fer sure now.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FNORD!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord campari.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord fnesta.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord siesta.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord prefect.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord get up and go.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord fneestyle
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord galaxy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord fnustang
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord popular
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord bnonco
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord cortina
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord tnaurus
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord sierra leone.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord fnescape
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord grenola
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord muslix
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord modle t
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord pnobe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord gt40
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord snelby
>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord taunus
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord fnusion
>>>>>>>>>>> fnord zephyr (my granddad had one of those and there is one
>>>> around the
>>>>>>>>>> corner from us in mint condition!)
>>>>>>>>>> fnord fnalcon (is it a collectible???)
>>>>>>>>> fnord galaxy-people carrier modle (i think the zephery is
>>>> collectable. its now a classic car.)
>>>>>>>> fnord fwunfnifty (zephyrs were fugly)
>>>>>>> fnord something or other. i just cannot be arsed to go to
google to
>>>> find some more modle names.
>>>>>> fnord fnocus!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> SPNAK
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ^_^
>>>>> you just hurt my poor ickle feelings, ya big bully.
>>>>>
>>>> Meowers dont have "feelings" silly.
>>>
>>> after how many years i find that out? maybe i should have read the
meowing faq?
>>>
>>
>>Raoul himself told me, so it must be true!
>
>well in that case... i'm a fruad!!!!1! <sulks>
>

Sulking is also forbidden in teh FAQ.

>>>> Didja lookit me websiet?
>>>> www.snuhwolf.9f.com
>>>
>>> i hadn't, but i have now. there are a lot of picks of a realy hairy
guy
>>> who desperatly needs a body shave.
>>>
>>BLASHPHEMY!
>>Theres some furless wons too.
>
>a wilkinson sword before and after deal.
>
Painful encounter with a brizillian, M8.

>>>> Iem gonna make a blog there...eventually...
>>>
>>> now you're just scaring me.
>>>
>>It shall be about pee shifting...
>
>that i can handle. its the blogging thing that scared me.
>
That will be about politics and stupidity.

^_^

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"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> ha scritto nel
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> Okay, so basically you take any sport, soccer would probably work the
> best, and you basically have it so that the ENTIRE field is on a great
> big huge platform with hydraulic jacks underneath it. The idea is
> that the whole field would randomly tilt around as the guys were
> playing, which would add a whole new dimension of difficulty, strategy
> and just plain fun! ^__^
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
> saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
>
> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> ha scritto nel
messaggio news:jfp6l49t24fnlpspsu6jg4k9q8198pf2ed@4ax.com...
> *HORRIBLE* tedium!
>
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Video_Editing_-_Horrible_Tedium.png
>
> ...UUUUGGGGGHHH!
>
> 22 minutes moar to go...*bangs head on keyboard*...
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
> saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
>
> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> ha scritto nel
messaggio news:bb3hl4hqe4i71qj60uicesh4csj2279afu@4ax.com...
> ...but hey, this is what you get when you let your kids online
> unsupervised and let a complete stranger liak me be their babysitter:
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEGQe_s7WJo
>
> Blunt force psychological trauma is probably the best way to teach
> parents to keep their idiot spawn off the fucking grid and nobody can
> do that better than good 'ol Dolcett! ^__^
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
> saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
>
> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> ha scritto nel
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>I found out specifically what kind of cat I have. She's a "Ragdoll"
> Birman: http://www.pictures-of-cats.org/ragdoll-cats.html
>
> They're different from regular Birman cats in that they have deep blue
> eyes and have rabbit like fur. They also like water, which explains
> why I didn't have any problem giving her a bath. They're also real
> vocal, but have a quiet meow.
>
> One thing I've noticed about mine is that she's much more into licking
> than any other cat I've known. She likes to perch on the top of my
> chair and she'll just sit there and lick my head, sometimes for as
> much as an hour at a time. She also drinks a *LOT* of water. I have
> to refill her water bowl at least twice a day where as with my other
> cat I only need to refill it once every two or three days.
>
> It's unfortunate that I wasn't able to get any of her kittens (she was
> pregnant when they brought her into the shelter), I guess the staff
> pretty much took first pick and/or sent the rest off to specific breed
> shelters because they were never up for adoption on their website.
> When I got her two of the staff there had told me that they each had
> gotten one of her kittens, so I don't know if she had more than just
> those two or not, but they never had them up for adoption.
>
> They generally range in price from $500 to $2,000 depending on how
> purebred they are, so I was pretty lucky to get her. From what I've
> seen on the Blue Mountain Humane Society website they seem to
> generally only offer American shorthairs and generaly mixed cat
> breeds, so I would assume if they get any specific breeds they ship
> them off to specific cat breed shelters. One of the staff told me
> that they actually routinely ship animals between shelters in order to
> find homes for them, so I'm assuming that's where some of her kittens
> ended up, unless the staff took all of them.
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
> saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
>
> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> ha scritto nel
messaggio news:oo21m49s938v9igq4p5m2qftoos9hqudun@4ax.com...
> My uncle sent me these pics today:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Opossum_And_Cat_-_1.jpg
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Opossum_And_Cat_-_2.jpg
>
> The opossum must have really been hungry to have risked getting so
> close to the cat. That and having a person so close and taking
> pictures with a flash.
>
> He gets a lot of different wildlife at his house though, which is
> slightly out in the sticks (with an absolutely gorgeous landscape).
>
> One of his nightly visitors is a racoon who checks the bird feeder for
> goodies:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Racoon_Investigates_The_Bird_Feeder_-_01.jpg
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Photos/Racoon_Investigates_The_Bird_Feeder_-_02.jpg
>
> My uncle puts different things in it for him to find and eat. He also
> has a small assortment of cats and is known to take in strays, which
> of course invariably leads to fuckheads dropping off their unwanted
> animals into his yard rather than take them to the humane society. I
> guess they figure his house is better because they'll know they won't
> get euthanized. He *REALLY* spoils his cats too. Like he'll open one
> flavor of cat food and then if one of his primary cats won't eat it
> he'll open up another flavor for them, sometimes opening up 3 or 4
> cans in a row just to feed one cat. At least the other food doesn't
> go to waste, he feeds it to his outdoor/stray cats. He believes in
> the whole catch, neuter and then release concept and then lets them
> live mostly like ferrell cats on his property. So a lot of them are
> fairly wild and will only come up to him and basically run away from
> anyone else.
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
> saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
>
> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> ha scritto nel
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> Holy fucking shit this crap is awesome! I started taking vitamin D
> supplements the other day, mostly because I'm a night owl and not
> usually up with the sun, so I figured I should supplement the lack of
> sunlight. Anywho, ever since I started taking it...I've felt
> good...no I mean *REALLY* good, like almost euphoric in a way. And it
> just lasts and lasts and lasts, you only need to take just one pill a
> day. I'm not sure if it's a possible interaction with the Tramadol I
> take or what, but WOW, I'm lovin this stuff!
>
> In other "me" related news I've started constructing these Lego part
> list pages for myself:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_lego/part_counts/treasure/
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_lego/part_counts/cups/
>
> Mostly to aid in ordering parts off BrickLink, because I have a really
> annoying tendency to forget what I've already ordered and then I wind
> up buying parts that I already have plenty of.
>
> Speaking of Legos my brother and I made these construction mechs just
> for fun:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Personal_-_Construction_Mechs.jpg
>
> So we've got them up on the tables and it's sort of liak they're
> building the city. LOL
>
> Space is a bit at a premium though, even with the two large tables we
> have it's only enough room for about 110 road plates, so basically we
> plan to make liak the Japanese and build UP, rather than out.
>
> We're also making it a sort of quasi-future city, hence the mechs as
> well as other futurish conveniences the city will have. Anyway, it's
> a lot of fun, and really great for exercising your imagination.
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
> saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
>
> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Wed, May 6 2009 9:34 am
From: "stermen"

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"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> ha scritto nel
messaggio news:q9irm4tn0srif557a3tubkau8bc79jmu8b@4ax.com...
> So Lego has brought forth a bunch of new sets for this year, including
> a variety of medieval based sets, including this one in particular:
> http://www.bricklink.com/SL/10193-1.jpg
> http://www.bricklink.com/TL/2045.jpg
>
> Do note the turkey. Only it's not the same, it's a different color.
> In order to retain the incredibly high worth of the original turkeys,
> which are "Earth Orange", they released this new one as "Dark Orange".
> For those that don't know the turkeys were originally released back in
> the late 90s in a couple Scala sets and in one Belville set...except
> they only ran a limited number of the sets and once they were out that
> was simply it. As such the price for turkey Legos wound up sky
> rocketing to over $25 a piece...USED. In fact, even the new ones are
> currently selling at $13 a piece and everyone is going crazy buying
> them because everyone thinks Lego is gonna do what they did before
> where it'll just be a limited release and then they'll screw the fans
> again. I would buy now while the getting is good, not individually of
> course but buy the actual set. Leaving it sealed in the box of course
> will also equate to a much higher resale value.
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
> saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
>
> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Wed, May 6 2009 9:34 am
From: "stermen"

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"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> ha scritto nel
messaggio news:mmdsm4tokofg9h0sqsfqru8hajj6rnrcnv@4ax.com...
>A Pantone Rubiks cube:
> http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2008/10/pantone_rubiks_cube_colour_matching_for_nerds-2.html
>
> LOL
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
> saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
>
> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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Date: Wed, May 6 2009 9:34 am
From: "stermen"

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"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> ha scritto nel
messaggio news:2qesm4hjjjea8cjigdplc9hrns57mgv3e7@4ax.com...
> This is neat:
> http://www.snapily.com/
>
> It's liak Zazzle or CafePress but they do lenticular printing in
> various forms like business cards, notecards, notebook covers, etc.
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
> saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
>
> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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Date: Wed, May 6 2009 9:37 am
From: "stermen"

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"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> ha scritto nel
messaggio news:90ivm49ho29o18ftrih95t5d1qggv29dut@4ax.com...
> "I Want To Believe"...the most BORING X-File EVER! And they made it
> into a movie! *pounds head on desk* I'm not even sure I can finish
> watching it, it's so bad. One hour in and all of...NOTHING has
> happened! This movie is just an outright insult to the fans, it
> really is. The total budget couldn't have moar than $500 outside of
> however many millions Duchovny and Gillian Anderson got paid for this
> horrible slop of screen writing.
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
> saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
>
> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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Date: Wed, May 6 2009 9:38 am
From: "stermen"

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"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> ha scritto nel
messaggio news:75k0n4tt3mgrvoaskl7js23b5moniipird@4ax.com...
> This might be pretty cool:
> http://teaser-trailer.com/2008/07/tr2n-trailer-tron-2-better-version.html
>
> I wish the bastards would actually release the teaser trailer though,
> the best we've got is shitty cam. I guess they premiered it as some
> convention and it's still basically in preproduction, so there's not
> much that's definitive about it yet, other than they are making it.
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
> saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
>
> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Wed, May 6 2009 9:38 am
From: "stermen"

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"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> ha scritto nel
messaggio news:chpjk4tiob0feulrs6ako4idd7htgu9n91@4ax.com...
> Well, I've applied to three different graphic design and/or web
> development jobs in the Tri-City area (closest you can get to a "big
> city" around here) and all three are interested in hiring me...problem
> though...they all pay *LESS* than I make at Wal*Mart! *sigh* Granted
> it's not ~significantly~ less, only a dollar or two...but still. So,
> the question is, do I keep working at Wal*Mart making more money...or
> make less money but do something in my field? Decisions, decisions.
> Of course on the one hand even if I stopped working at Wal*Mart I can
> always go back to it anytime I liak, so that's kinda nice.
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
> saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
>
> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Wed, May 6 2009 9:42 am
From: "stermen"

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"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> ha scritto nel
messaggio news:v9t0o4d8e9tirchs0dp914aa08g7i79uvg@4ax.com...
>I finished those little miniuature money icons today:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Graphic_Design_-_Money_Icons.png
>
> Spiffy! I'm a usin 'em in teh lil RPG game I'm idly working on. I
> should make coin versions next! ^__^
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
> saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
>
> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

==============================================================================
TOPIC: Be Careful Driving Through Texas
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/t/e8adb3774280546e?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Wed, May 6 2009 9:50 am
From: Onideus Mad Hatter

Man, oh man...
: http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/05/05/texas.police.seizures/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

Those idiots are *SO* royally fucked. I mean did they honestly think
that this shit wasn't going to get out? Their entire town is now
gonna be basically wiped off the face of existence...at best. I
suppose they could try for some kind of government bail out when the
shit hits the fan and the town winds up bankrupt. *shakes head*
Criminals are *SO* fuckin stupid, especially when they're in law
enforcement apparently.

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.uncensored-inter.net

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

==============================================================================
TOPIC: Time To Kill
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/t/a500a9047b4952a1?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Wed, May 6 2009 10:38 am
From: "stermen"

-- All at $ 1 --

Find everything from $ 1

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"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> ha scritto nel
messaggio news:cvlti4tito9tkc5oqlihem6hrfe7kvoudn@4ax.com...
>I still have a few hours to kill till I head on over to the 'ol family
> gathering for feasting and so forth, so I thought I'd spend some time
> looking at and download movie trailers. And one neat lil gem I came
> across was this new stop-motion film called "Coraline" which is
> supposed to be released here around February or so. The bothersome
> thing though is that the official sites are all fucked up with
> childish game nonsense and shit just to get to see the trailer and
> featurettes and so forth...so I did what any respectable bastard in my
> situation would do...I ripped apart their Flash files! LOL, here ya
> go kids...
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_video/Coraline/
>
> After ripping apart the Flash files I found the XML feeds they were
> using for the video content and then directly ripped the shit out of
> their host, AWS. ^__^
>
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
> saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
>
> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

==============================================================================
TOPIC: In Other News
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/t/ead83ff44c393ff9?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Wed, May 6 2009 10:38 am
From: "stermen"

-- All at $ 1 --

Find everything from $ 1

clik here:

http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=1&campid=5336189855&toolid=10001&customid=

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> ha scritto nel
messaggio news:4sh1j49vpg4q5b862oiqjqtnmmoen2elud@4ax.com...
> That filthy little bitch WAMU suddenly decided to get intelligent and
> reversed a few unjustly overdraft charges. Supposedly I was supposed
> to have some sort of protection setup to where if one account was
> going to overdraft then it was supposed to auto-transfer from one of
> my other five accounts...only instead it didn't and they tried
> charging me like $35...TWICE! At first I asked ~real~ nice like if
> they could reverse the charges, citing my overdraft protection, etc,
> etc...but those mean 'ol bastards had all sorts of rather convenient
> excuses to justify their stealing my money.
>
> So I sent them another friendly little email...
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Personal_-_WAMU_Satire_1.png
>
> And then they sent me this...
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Personal_-_WAMU_Satire_2.png
>
> Awww...thats too bad...I guess they don't like satire over at WAMU.
> Tsch, tsch, tsch...such a shame. You know, it really is annoying that
> more and more these days I find I have stop being nice and go on and
> take out the 'ol monster in me just to get a little justice and
> cooperation in this world...I mean, why can't people just be nice in
> the first place? Is that ~really~ asking so much? Don't make me use
> the "big" voice...I really don't like it...not...at...all. *nods*
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
> saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
>
> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

==============================================================================
TOPIC: We live in interesting times - "Is lying about one's identity on the
Internet now a crime?"
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/t/8ab21f7a56c369c5?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Wed, May 6 2009 10:38 am
From: "stermen"

-- All at $ 1 --

Find everything from $ 1

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"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> ha scritto nel
messaggio news:o2i1j4ptseb58magl038eb2aocasu37775@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 28 Nov 2008 20:58:39 -0500, Fred Doyle <fdoyle1@nycap.rr.com>
> wrote:
>
>> From today's NY times
>>
>>"The verdict Wednesday in the MySpace cyberbullying case raised a
>>variety of questions about the terms that users agree to when they log
>>on to Web sites.
>>
>>"The defendant in the case, a Missouri woman, was convicted by a federal
>>jury in Los Angeles on three misdemeanor counts of computer fraud for
>>having misrepresented herself on the popular social network MySpace."
>>
>>..."MySpace's terms of service require users to submit "truthful and
>>accurate" registration information. Ms. Drew's creation of a phony
>>profile amounted to "unauthorized access" to the site, prosecutors said,
>>a violation of the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act of 1986."
>>
>>Hmmm...is that a chill I feel in the air?
>
> Unfortunetly for those jurors...the backlash is going to be like
> nothing they can imagine...their lives are about to ripped apart in
> ways they never even imagines. `, )
>
> ...I'm going to use my "big" voice on this one. ^__^
>
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
> saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
>
> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

==============================================================================
TOPIC: Spec Work Funny
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/t/66f210cc1eb18017?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Wed, May 6 2009 10:40 am
From: "stermen"

-- All at $ 1 --

Find everything from $ 1

clik here:

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"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> ha scritto nel
messaggio news:pd0fj4dpdvh9u1lpam4d9v1kl9jcn4tend@4ax.com...
> Some of those in ADG may know of this company Laptask, which seeks to
> create/promote a new site catering specifically to spec work, their
> current version is something of a beta test. The really disturbing
> thing is that this site isn't simply promoting spec work for graphic
> design, but pretty much *EVERYTHING* in fact. So, I've decided to
> have a lil fun with them:
>
> http://www.laptask.com/task/show_task.php?task_id=382
>
> *scroll to the bottom*
>
> LOL
>
> They removed off most of my others, but I guess they forgot to take
> that one off. Feel free to add your own funny replies to their spec
> work promoting stupidity. ^__^
>
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
> saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
>
> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

==============================================================================
TOPIC: Looking For Sermthin
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/t/c8e002be7deba393?hl=en
==============================================================================

== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Wed, May 6 2009 10:40 am
From: "stermen"

-- All at $ 1 --

Find everything from $ 1

clik here:

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"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> ha scritto nel
messaggio news:4drvj4p24relcmbtcih8purcsr9dmssvm8@4ax.com...
> At some point, I believe in the past year or two someone did this
> *REALLY* funny parody of the quotes in my Usenet .sig...but I can't
> remember who it was who did it or when it was they posted it. Does
> anyone else remember the post I'm talking about? Any ideas on who
> posted it or where it's at in teh Google archives? I want it for my
> ED article.
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
> saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
>
> "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )