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* Veronica Sucks-Cock Karlsson...Jealously Enraged Snit...Or SimplyOutOf Date?
- 9 messages, 5 authors
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* Matthew "DiaperBoi" Moulton: Professional Web Designer! *cough* - 16
messages, 6 authors
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TOPIC: Veronica Sucks-Cock Karlsson...Jealously Enraged Snit...Or SimplyOutOf
Date?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/t/5ba3544da2ca87fa?hl=en
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== 1 of 9 ==
Date: Sun, May 24 2009 10:02 pm
From: Bob Larter

§ñühw¤£f wrote:
> Emo Haircut <haircut.emo@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
> of<2r6ig6.em8.19.2@news.alt.net>:
>
>> §ñühw¤£f wrote:
>>
>>>> Oh Matty, you're twice the fucking idiot people say you are.
>>>>
>>> Three times a lady...
>> Unce! Tice! Fee tines a maddy!
>>
> Video killed the radio star...

Psycho Fatter
Quest que cest
Fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fatter
Run run run run run run run away!

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== 2 of 9 ==
Date: Mon, May 25 2009 7:01 am
From: Bob Larter

Scott Campbell wrote:
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:04:37 -0600, Emo Haircut
>> <haircut.emo@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> [...] Stuff I don't give a fuck about.
>
>> LOL, I own over 200 shares of Wal*Mart stock, Sunshine, so you've got
>> quite a ways to go.
>
> <all the cool chicks are now in full swoon, damnit>
>
> Those are some mighty impressive numbers there, Matt. What
> are you going to do with all that cash? 9K or so will make a decent
> down payment on a Kia or some other piece of crap.
>
>> In fact, nearly all the money I make at Wal*Mart
>> is put directly into stock (unless I take a break on the contract
>> jobs).
>
> So let me get this straight. Since "nearly all the money" you
> make at WalMart goes into stock, just how many _years_ has
> it taken you to acquire such a vast fortune?

Hm, I believe it's been at about four years since Dairy Queen sacked
him, & he started getting the big bucks at WalMart.

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== 3 of 9 ==
Date: Mon, May 25 2009 8:14 am
From: §ñühw¤£f

Bob Larter <bobbylarter@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
of<4a1a2665$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:

>§ñühw¤£f wrote:
>> Emo Haircut <haircut.emo@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>> of<2r6ig6.em8.19.2@news.alt.net>:
>>
>>> §ñühw¤£f wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Oh Matty, you're twice the fucking idiot people say you are.
>>>>>
>>>> Three times a lady...
>>> Unce! Tice! Fee tines a maddy!
>>>
>> Video killed the radio star...
>
>Psycho Fatter
>Quest que cest
>Fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fatter
>Run run run run run run run away!
>
Shampoo -Girl Power

I Don't Wanna Be A Boy,
I Wanna Be A Girl!
I Wanna Do Things
That'll Make Ya Hair Curl!
I Wanna Play With Knives!
I Wanna Play With Guns!
I Wanna Smash The Place
Up Just For Fun!

Chorus
I Wanna Go Out
{Wanna Go Out}
I Wanna Party
{Yeah!}
And Act Like A Child
{And Act Like A Child!}
If It Sutes Me
'Cause We've Got
'Cause She's Got
Girl Power, {We Glower}
Coming Home Drunk In The
Midnight Hour
Girl Power, {We Glower}
We Might Look Sweet, But
We Wanna Be Sour!

I Don't Wanna Go To...
I Don't Wanna Go To College
Don't Wanna Get A Job
Wanna Sit 'Round The House
And Act Like A Slob
I Wanna Be Evil
I Wanna Be Bad
I Wanna Drive My Next Door
Neighbores Mad!!

Chorus x1

'Cause We've Got
'Cause She's Got
'Cause We've Got, Girl Power
Girl Power x9

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== 4 of 9 ==
Date: Mon, May 25 2009 9:56 am
From: "Scott Campbell"

Bob Larter wrote:
> Scott Campbell wrote:
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:04:37 -0600, Emo Haircut
>>> <haircut.emo@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> [...] Stuff I don't give a fuck about.
>>
>>> LOL, I own over 200 shares of Wal*Mart stock, Sunshine, so you've
>>> got quite a ways to go.
>>
>> <all the cool chicks are now in full swoon, damnit>
>>
>> Those are some mighty impressive numbers there, Matt. What
>> are you going to do with all that cash? 9K or so will make a decent
>> down payment on a Kia or some other piece of crap.
>>
>>> In fact, nearly all the money I make at Wal*Mart
>>> is put directly into stock (unless I take a break on the contract
>>> jobs).
>>
>> So let me get this straight. Since "nearly all the money" you
>> make at WalMart goes into stock, just how many _years_ has
>> it taken you to acquire such a vast fortune?
>
> Hm, I believe it's been at about four years since Dairy Queen sacked
> him, & he started getting the big bucks at WalMart.

Fair enough. 9K divided by four years is $2,250.00 per year. A forty
hour work week multiplied by 52 comes out to 2,080 hours of work to
clear $2,250.00. That comes out to a little over $1.08 per hour
greeting the fat asses as they waddle through the door. Even if he's
only part time, let's say it's a grueling twenty hour work week - he's still
pulling down about a third or even a quarter of minimum wage in some
states.

Keep reaching for the stars, Moulton.

--
Scott Campbell

[on a George Michael video]

"He's smiling at you, Beavis."

"Shut up, Butthead!"

== 5 of 9 ==
Date: Mon, May 25 2009 11:09 am
From: Bob Larter

Scott Campbell wrote:
> Bob Larter wrote:
>> Scott Campbell wrote:
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:04:37 -0600, Emo Haircut
>>>> <haircut.emo@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> [...] Stuff I don't give a fuck about.
>>>
>>>> LOL, I own over 200 shares of Wal*Mart stock, Sunshine, so you've
>>>> got quite a ways to go.
>>> <all the cool chicks are now in full swoon, damnit>
>>>
>>> Those are some mighty impressive numbers there, Matt. What
>>> are you going to do with all that cash? 9K or so will make a decent
>>> down payment on a Kia or some other piece of crap.
>>>
>>>> In fact, nearly all the money I make at Wal*Mart
>>>> is put directly into stock (unless I take a break on the contract
>>>> jobs).
>>> So let me get this straight. Since "nearly all the money" you
>>> make at WalMart goes into stock, just how many _years_ has
>>> it taken you to acquire such a vast fortune?
>> Hm, I believe it's been at about four years since Dairy Queen sacked
>> him, & he started getting the big bucks at WalMart.
>
> Fair enough. 9K divided by four years is $2,250.00 per year. A forty
> hour work week multiplied by 52 comes out to 2,080 hours of work to
> clear $2,250.00. That comes out to a little over $1.08 per hour
> greeting the fat asses as they waddle through the door. Even if he's
> only part time, let's say it's a grueling twenty hour work week - he's still
> pulling down about a third or even a quarter of minimum wage in some
> states.
>
> Keep reaching for the stars, Moulton.

Apparently, he gave up a career as a hotshot web-designer for the big
bucks as a WalMart shelf-stacker.

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. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
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== 6 of 9 ==
Date: Mon, May 25 2009 11:52 am
From: Sweetness

Bob Larter wrote:
> Scott Campbell wrote:
>> Bob Larter wrote:
>>> Scott Campbell wrote:
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:04:37 -0600, Emo Haircut
>>>>> <haircut.emo@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> [...] Stuff I don't give a fuck about.
>>>>
>>>>> LOL, I own over 200 shares of Wal*Mart stock, Sunshine, so you've
>>>>> got quite a ways to go.
>>>> <all the cool chicks are now in full swoon, damnit>
>>>>
>>>> Those are some mighty impressive numbers there, Matt. What
>>>> are you going to do with all that cash? 9K or so will make a decent
>>>> down payment on a Kia or some other piece of crap.
>>>>
>>>>> In fact, nearly all the money I make at Wal*Mart
>>>>> is put directly into stock (unless I take a break on the contract
>>>>> jobs).
>>>> So let me get this straight. Since "nearly all the money" you
>>>> make at WalMart goes into stock, just how many _years_ has
>>>> it taken you to acquire such a vast fortune?
>>> Hm, I believe it's been at about four years since Dairy Queen sacked
>>> him, & he started getting the big bucks at WalMart.
>>
>> Fair enough. 9K divided by four years is $2,250.00 per year. A forty
>> hour work week multiplied by 52 comes out to 2,080 hours of work to
>> clear $2,250.00. That comes out to a little over $1.08 per hour
>> greeting the fat asses as they waddle through the door. Even if he's
>> only part time, let's say it's a grueling twenty hour work week - he's
>> still
>> pulling down about a third or even a quarter of minimum wage in some
>> states.
>>
>> Keep reaching for the stars, Moulton.
>
> Apparently, he gave up a career as a hotshot web-designer for the big
> bucks as a WalMart shelf-stacker.

When was teh diaperboi ever a hotshot web-designer?

--
What would Fred Hall say ?

== 7 of 9 ==
Date: Mon, May 25 2009 12:11 pm
From: "Scott Campbell"

Bob Larter wrote:
> Scott Campbell wrote:
>> Bob Larter wrote:
>>> Scott Campbell wrote:
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:04:37 -0600, Emo Haircut
>>>>> <haircut.emo@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> [...] Stuff I don't give a fuck about.
>>>>
>>>>> LOL, I own over 200 shares of Wal*Mart stock, Sunshine, so you've
>>>>> got quite a ways to go.
>>>> <all the cool chicks are now in full swoon, damnit>
>>>>
>>>> Those are some mighty impressive numbers there, Matt. What
>>>> are you going to do with all that cash? 9K or so will make a
>>>> decent down payment on a Kia or some other piece of crap.
>>>>
>>>>> In fact, nearly all the money I make at Wal*Mart
>>>>> is put directly into stock (unless I take a break on the contract
>>>>> jobs).
>>>> So let me get this straight. Since "nearly all the money" you
>>>> make at WalMart goes into stock, just how many _years_ has
>>>> it taken you to acquire such a vast fortune?
>>> Hm, I believe it's been at about four years since Dairy Queen sacked
>>> him, & he started getting the big bucks at WalMart.
>>
>> Fair enough. 9K divided by four years is $2,250.00 per year. A
>> forty hour work week multiplied by 52 comes out to 2,080 hours of work to
>> clear $2,250.00. That comes out to a little over $1.08 per hour
>> greeting the fat asses as they waddle through the door. Even if he's
>> only part time, let's say it's a grueling twenty hour work week -
>> he's still pulling down about a third or even a quarter of minimum
>> wage in some states.
>>
>> Keep reaching for the stars, Moulton.
>
> Apparently, he gave up a career as a hotshot web-designer for the big
> bucks as a WalMart shelf-stacker.

Don't laugh. At $2,250.00 a year, Moulton will become a millionaire
in only 444 1/2 short years. And a billionaire by the year 446,509 AD.
Then he'll show everyone.

--
Scott Campbell

"Sometimes it's just not worth chewing through the leather
restraints to get out of bed in the morning."

- Emo Phillips

== 8 of 9 ==
Date: Mon, May 25 2009 12:14 pm
From: "Sweetness"

"Sweetness" <sweetchixorHATESP4MMY@yahoo.ca> wrote

Fuck off, froggerwimp.

in message news:gvepei$lf1$2@news.albasani.net...
: Bob Larter wrote:
: > Scott Campbell wrote:
: >> Bob Larter wrote:
: >>> Scott Campbell wrote:
: >>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
: >>>>> On Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:04:37 -0600, Emo Haircut
: >>>>> <haircut.emo@gmail.com> wrote:
: >>>> [...] Stuff I don't give a fuck about.
: >>>>
: >>>>> LOL, I own over 200 shares of Wal*Mart stock, Sunshine, so
you've
: >>>>> got quite a ways to go.
: >>>> <all the cool chicks are now in full swoon, damnit>
: >>>>
: >>>> Those are some mighty impressive numbers there, Matt. What
: >>>> are you going to do with all that cash? 9K or so will make a
decent
: >>>> down payment on a Kia or some other piece of crap.
: >>>>
: >>>>> In fact, nearly all the money I make at Wal*Mart
: >>>>> is put directly into stock (unless I take a break on the
contract
: >>>>> jobs).
: >>>> So let me get this straight. Since "nearly all the money" you
: >>>> make at WalMart goes into stock, just how many _years_ has
: >>>> it taken you to acquire such a vast fortune?
: >>> Hm, I believe it's been at about four years since Dairy Queen
sacked
: >>> him, & he started getting the big bucks at WalMart.
: >>
: >> Fair enough. 9K divided by four years is $2,250.00 per year. A
forty
: >> hour work week multiplied by 52 comes out to 2,080 hours of work
to
: >> clear $2,250.00. That comes out to a little over $1.08 per hour
: >> greeting the fat asses as they waddle through the door. Even if
he's
: >> only part time, let's say it's a grueling twenty hour work week -
he's
: >> still
: >> pulling down about a third or even a quarter of minimum wage in
some
: >> states.
: >>
: >> Keep reaching for the stars, Moulton.
: >
: > Apparently, he gave up a career as a hotshot web-designer for the
big
: > bucks as a WalMart shelf-stacker.
:
: When was teh diaperboi ever a hotshot web-designer?
:

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== 9 of 9 ==
Date: Mon, May 25 2009 1:57 pm
From: Bob Larter

Scott Campbell wrote:
> Bob Larter wrote:
>> Scott Campbell wrote:
>>> Bob Larter wrote:
>>>> Scott Campbell wrote:
>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>> On Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:04:37 -0600, Emo Haircut
>>>>>> <haircut.emo@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>> [...] Stuff I don't give a fuck about.
>>>>>
>>>>>> LOL, I own over 200 shares of Wal*Mart stock, Sunshine, so you've
>>>>>> got quite a ways to go.
>>>>> <all the cool chicks are now in full swoon, damnit>
>>>>>
>>>>> Those are some mighty impressive numbers there, Matt. What
>>>>> are you going to do with all that cash? 9K or so will make a
>>>>> decent down payment on a Kia or some other piece of crap.
>>>>>
>>>>>> In fact, nearly all the money I make at Wal*Mart
>>>>>> is put directly into stock (unless I take a break on the contract
>>>>>> jobs).
>>>>> So let me get this straight. Since "nearly all the money" you
>>>>> make at WalMart goes into stock, just how many _years_ has
>>>>> it taken you to acquire such a vast fortune?
>>>> Hm, I believe it's been at about four years since Dairy Queen sacked
>>>> him, & he started getting the big bucks at WalMart.
>>> Fair enough. 9K divided by four years is $2,250.00 per year. A
>>> forty hour work week multiplied by 52 comes out to 2,080 hours of work to
>>> clear $2,250.00. That comes out to a little over $1.08 per hour
>>> greeting the fat asses as they waddle through the door. Even if he's
>>> only part time, let's say it's a grueling twenty hour work week -
>>> he's still pulling down about a third or even a quarter of minimum
>>> wage in some states.
>>>
>>> Keep reaching for the stars, Moulton.
>> Apparently, he gave up a career as a hotshot web-designer for the big
>> bucks as a WalMart shelf-stacker.
>
> Don't laugh. At $2,250.00 a year, Moulton will become a millionaire
> in only 444 1/2 short years. And a billionaire by the year 446,509 AD.
> Then he'll show everyone.

That'll sure show me - I only ended up with a bit under a quarter of a
million after the DotCom boom.

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W
. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
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TOPIC: Matthew "DiaperBoi" Moulton: Professional Web Designer! *cough*
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/t/5e7eb8ba62cbc1a4?hl=en
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== 1 of 16 ==
Date: Mon, May 25 2009 1:51 am
From: Veronica Karlsson

§ñühw¤£f wrote:
>
> <rolls eyes>
> Thanks for the free publicity maddie. Maybe today the search engines
> finally pick up my artwork website.

I put a link to your homepage on my homepage. That should be enough to
get you noticed by Google and others. Also, it might be a good idea to
give your homepage a title (right now the title is "Photo", I suggest
you change it to something like "Snuhwolf's Homepage").

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== 2 of 16 ==
Date: Mon, May 25 2009 6:54 am
From: Meat Plow

On Mon, 25 May 2009 14:56:25 +1000, Bob Larter
<bobbylarter@gmail.com>wrote:

>???hw??f wrote:
>> Bob Larter <bobbylarter@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>> of<4a180b9d$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>
>>> ???hw??f wrote:
>>>> Bob Larter <bobbylarter@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>>>> of<4a150888$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>>>
>>>>> ???hw??f wrote:
>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>> On Sun, 17 May 2009 01:30:31 +1000, Bob Larter
>>>> <bobbylarter@gmail.com>
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 16 May 2009 17:58:45 +1000, Bob Larter
>>>> <bobbylarter@gmail.com>
>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Sweetness wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> "Bob Larter" <bobbylarter@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>> news:4a0acb8a$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au...
>>>>>>>>>>> (snips)
>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>> : I did? - I thought I spent Mothers Day with my son, & my
>> ex.
>>>>>>>>>>> Eh ? I thot you were gay ?
>>>>>>>>>> What made you think that? Been listening to Outhouse John or
>>>>>>>>>> something?
>>>>>>>>> Uh, maybe it's the fact that you and DiaperWulf have been
>>>> slurping
>>>>>>>>> each other on a level that no one on Usenet has *EVER* seen
>>>> before.
>>>>>>>>> I mean, holy shit, in the past two weeks alone the two of you
>>>> have
>>>>>>>>> made well over 300 slurping posts to each other, at one point
>>>> even
>>>>>>>>> "playing" the gay couple, which really wasn't funny so much as
>> it
>>>> was
>>>>>>>>> your poor cry at wanting to "come out" to everybody.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Honestly though, why are you so afraid of everyone knowing that
>>>> you're
>>>>>>>>> gay? I mean it's not liak anyone is going to like you any more
>>>> than
>>>>>>>>> they already don't just because you're a rump rider.
>>>>>>>> You seem to be under the impression that I (or anyone else for
>>>> that
>>>>>>>> matter), give a fuck whether you think I'm straight or gay.
>>>>>>> Now, now, don't get all fussy and indignant just cause I pointed
>>>> out
>>>>>>> that you're a homo whose in love with *THIS* guy...
>>>>>>> http://www.snuhwolf.9f.com/images/morph.jpg
>>>>>>> http://www.snuhwolf.9f.com/images/fursuit2.jpg
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Thanks for the site-booster :)
>>>>>> I tried to add it to g00gle and Yahoo search but it still dun show
>>>> up.
>>>>> It takes a while for them to pick up new sites.
>>>>>
>>>> Yeah it said "two weeks" on average for their web app to crawl it.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>> Also, anyone have a Wacom Intuos 2 tablet they wanna get rid of?
>>>>> I actually do, but I lost the stylus the last time I moved house.
>>>>>
>>>> I'm still on the fence whether or not I really need one.
>>>> I have a scanner and doing stuff on paper is traditional.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>> I need a w98 compatible won so I can do my comix in phtoshop.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> TIA
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> *snicker*
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Talk about weird fetishes...what the fuck is up with *THAT*,
>>>> Whinel?
>>>>>> I'm a furry/were. U dint no?
>>>>> DiaperBoi isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.
>>>>>
>>>> He's manic as hell lately. I thought that the captions for the comix
>> &
>>>> artwork would be sufficiently accessable for the less intelligent
>> set
>>>> so they'd get the whole tongue-in-cheek self deprecating humor of
>> the
>>>> website. Apparently it was a bit *too* subtle for maddie to catch
>> on.
>>>> <shrugs>
>>>>
>>>>> BTW: Found a picture that's Maddy to a 'T':
>>>>> <http://drewpickles.com/files/Real%20otaku.jpg>
>>>>>
>>>> I'll say. Looks like a color version of some of "Spain's" work that
>>>> you'd see in Zap Comix.
>>>> http://www.undergroundcomixart.com/drawings/main.php?g2_itemId=254
>>>> He's been inspiratonal for a lot of us kids...one success story
>> amongst
>>>> us would be 'Derf'. Looking from Spain to Derf you can see a real
>>>> influence.
>>> I used to have a big Zap Comix compilation that had his Trashman story
>>> in it. I'd love to see what Robert Crumb would make of DiaperBoi or
>>> Outhouse John.
>>>
>> Theres a cartoon on during 'Adult Swim' that is usually paired with
>> Teen Hunger Force about some freaky green squid like thing with a
>> redneck accent. Its prolly inspired by HJ & Diaperboi.
>
>We only get that show on cable over here, so I've only seen it a couple
>of times. (I hate cable TV, it's such a ripoff.)

I have it here but watch all the learning channels. Fuck the drama for
yo mama stuff. Also DVR everything I watch to skip through the 22
minutes of commercial ads per hour.

Plus my 2 MB/s internet comes through cable :)

== 3 of 16 ==
Date: Mon, May 25 2009 7:18 am
From: §ñühw¤£f

Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> pinched out a steaming pile
of<2ratf3.o55.17.4@news.alt.net>:

>On Mon, 25 May 2009 14:56:25 +1000, Bob Larter
><bobbylarter@gmail.com>wrote:
>
>>???hw??f wrote:
>>> Bob Larter <bobbylarter@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>>> of<4a180b9d$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>>
>>>> ???hw??f wrote:
>>>>> Bob Larter <bobbylarter@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>>>>> of<4a150888$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>>>>
>>>>>> ???hw??f wrote:
>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 17 May 2009 01:30:31 +1000, Bob Larter
>>>>> <bobbylarter@gmail.com>
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 16 May 2009 17:58:45 +1000, Bob Larter
>>>>> <bobbylarter@gmail.com>
>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Sweetness wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> "Bob Larter" <bobbylarter@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:4a0acb8a$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au...
>>>>>>>>>>>> (snips)
>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>> : I did? - I thought I spent Mothers Day with my son, & my
>>> ex.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Eh ? I thot you were gay ?
>>>>>>>>>>> What made you think that? Been listening to Outhouse John
or
>>>>>>>>>>> something?
>>>>>>>>>> Uh, maybe it's the fact that you and DiaperWulf have been
>>>>> slurping
>>>>>>>>>> each other on a level that no one on Usenet has *EVER* seen
>>>>> before.
>>>>>>>>>> I mean, holy shit, in the past two weeks alone the two of
you
>>>>> have
>>>>>>>>>> made well over 300 slurping posts to each other, at one
point
>>>>> even
>>>>>>>>>> "playing" the gay couple, which really wasn't funny so much
as
>>> it
>>>>> was
>>>>>>>>>> your poor cry at wanting to "come out" to everybody.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Honestly though, why are you so afraid of everyone knowing
that
>>>>> you're
>>>>>>>>>> gay? I mean it's not liak anyone is going to like you any
more
>>>>> than
>>>>>>>>>> they already don't just because you're a rump rider.
>>>>>>>>> You seem to be under the impression that I (or anyone else
for
>>>>> that
>>>>>>>>> matter), give a fuck whether you think I'm straight or gay.
>>>>>>>> Now, now, don't get all fussy and indignant just cause I
pointed
>>>>> out
>>>>>>>> that you're a homo whose in love with *THIS* guy...
>>>>>>>> http://www.snuhwolf.9f.com/images/morph.jpg
>>>>>>>> http://www.snuhwolf.9f.com/images/fursuit2.jpg
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Thanks for the site-booster :)
>>>>>>> I tried to add it to g00gle and Yahoo search but it still dun
show
>>>>> up.
>>>>>> It takes a while for them to pick up new sites.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Yeah it said "two weeks" on average for their web app to crawl
it.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Also, anyone have a Wacom Intuos 2 tablet they wanna get rid
of?
>>>>>> I actually do, but I lost the stylus the last time I moved
house.
>>>>>>
>>>>> I'm still on the fence whether or not I really need one.
>>>>> I have a scanner and doing stuff on paper is traditional.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>> I need a w98 compatible won so I can do my comix in phtoshop.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> TIA
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> *snicker*
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Talk about weird fetishes...what the fuck is up with *THAT*,
>>>>> Whinel?
>>>>>>> I'm a furry/were. U dint no?
>>>>>> DiaperBoi isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.
>>>>>>
>>>>> He's manic as hell lately. I thought that the captions for the
comix
>>> &
>>>>> artwork would be sufficiently accessable for the less intelligent
>>> set
>>>>> so they'd get the whole tongue-in-cheek self deprecating humor of
>>> the
>>>>> website. Apparently it was a bit *too* subtle for maddie to catch
>>> on.
>>>>> <shrugs>
>>>>>
>>>>>> BTW: Found a picture that's Maddy to a 'T':
>>>>>> <http://drewpickles.com/files/Real%20otaku.jpg>
>>>>>>
>>>>> I'll say. Looks like a color version of some of "Spain's" work
that
>>>>> you'd see in Zap Comix.
>>>>>
http://www.undergroundcomixart.com/drawings/main.php?g2_itemId=254
>>>>> He's been inspiratonal for a lot of us kids...one success story
>>> amongst
>>>>> us would be 'Derf'. Looking from Spain to Derf you can see a real
>>>>> influence.
>>>> I used to have a big Zap Comix compilation that had his Trashman
story
>>>> in it. I'd love to see what Robert Crumb would make of DiaperBoi
or
>>>> Outhouse John.
>>>>
>>> Theres a cartoon on during 'Adult Swim' that is usually paired with
>>> Teen Hunger Force about some freaky green squid like thing with a
>>> redneck accent. Its prolly inspired by HJ & Diaperboi.
>>
>>We only get that show on cable over here, so I've only seen it a
couple
>>of times. (I hate cable TV, it's such a ripoff.)
>
>I have it here but watch all the learning channels. Fuck the drama for
>yo mama stuff. Also DVR everything I watch to skip through the 22
>minutes of commercial ads per hour.
>
>Plus my 2 MB/s internet comes through cable :)
>

Is this turning into some kinda pissing contest?
^_^

== 4 of 16 ==
Date: Mon, May 25 2009 7:42 am
From: Bob Larter

Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> §ñühw¤£f wrote:
>> <rolls eyes>
>> Thanks for the free publicity maddie. Maybe today the search engines
>> finally pick up my artwork website.
>
> I put a link to your homepage on my homepage. That should be enough to
> get you noticed by Google and others. Also, it might be a good idea to
> give your homepage a title (right now the title is "Photo", I suggest
> you change it to something like "Snuhwolf's Homepage").

Hey Veronica, what're the chances of you designing a nice ASCII
certificate/medal/award/badge I could number & give out to designate
Official Kookologists? Bonus points if there's a version small enough to
fit in a sig. ;^)

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\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
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== 5 of 16 ==
Date: Mon, May 25 2009 7:49 am
From: §ñühw¤£f

Bob Larter <bobbylarter@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
of<4a1a24ab@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:

>§ñühw¤£f wrote:
>> Bob Larter <bobbylarter@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>> of<4a1954e4$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>
>>> §ñühw¤£f wrote:
>>>> Bob Larter <bobbylarter@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>>>> of<4a1808cc$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>>>
>>>>> §ñühw¤£f wrote:
>>>>>> Bob Larter <bobbylarter@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>>>>>> of<4a150f3e$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> §ñühw¤£f wrote:
>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 12 May 2009 09:20:40 -0500, §ñühw¤£f
>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Lookin for a lil shotgun mouthwash? Yeah, watching two
homos
>>>>>> liak
>>>>>>>>>>> DiaperWulf and Whinel gum at each others Shrivled up cocks
>> like
>>>>>> that
>>>>>>>>>>> is just about enough to do anyone in.
>>>>>>>>>> Your Fanfic, though factually innacurate, is appreciated.
>>>>>>>>> My "fanfic" is based on your autobiographical website,
Furtard:
>>>>>>>>> http://www.snuhwolf.9f.com/images/morph.jpg
>>>>>>>>> http://www.snuhwolf.9f.com/images/fursuit2.jpg
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Do you ~honestly~ need me to post all the links to your GAY
>>>>>>>>> PORNOGRAPHY? Furry, gay pornography at that. *shudder*
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Thats your biased opinion. Poast links to alleged jpgs showing
>>>>>>>> homosexual acts.TIA
>>>>>>> Don't hold your breath. DiaperBoi has never once managed to
>> produce
>>>> a
>>>>>>> cite to back up any of his c'lames.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Accountablity/lucid-thought just aint his style apparently.
>>>>> He's a meth-head, what do you expect?
>>>>>
>>>> Then he only poasts after he's scored a bag...
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I usually just delete the majority of their posts, keeps
the
>>>>>> froup
>>>>>>>>>>> looking a lot tidier...and besides which, it's not like
those
>>>> two
>>>>>> ever
>>>>>>>>>>> do anything anyway...I mean besides slurp one another up
the
>>>>>> ass...and
>>>>>>>>>>> who the hell really wants to have to watch that?
>>>>>>>>>> Who's fo<WHACK>
>>>>>>>>> That's the sound I make when I slap yer mama's ass...when I'm
>>>> ridin
>>>>>>>>> the bitch out like a cheap whore. LOL
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> <rolls eyes>
>>>>>>> I should offer him my mother - maybe might get lucky for the
>> first
>>>>>> time
>>>>>>> in his time.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Argh. Yer mom dosent deserve such a fate!
>>>>> He'd probably ask her to change his diaper.
>>>>>
>>>> Exactly.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>>> Thanks for the free publicity maddie. Maybe today the search
>>>> engines
>>>>>>>> finally pick up my artwork website.
>>>>>>> <grin>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> He just accused you of being me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hes fucking *certifiable*.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <shakes head in disbelief>
>>>>> So far, he's c'lamed that I'm at least three different people.
>> Four,
>>>> now.
>>>> BWAHAHAHA! He could prolly find old poasts of yours on
>>>> rec.photo.digital IIRC
>>> Y'know, I've only used two nicks over the years.
>>>
>>
>> Thats a lotta restraint. Ive used at least 20.
>> HEH. People complained bout kilfiles not working so I gave in...
>
>My posts going back to '95 can be found in the groups I frequent by
>simply searching on 'Lionel'. Only one of those groups has had another
>poster of the same name.
>

That kind of consistency is scary.

>>>> ...why he's paranoid is beyond m....oh
>>>> yeah...paranoia and tweakers.
>>>> Heh.
>>> Exactly.
>>>
>> I think I'll hide under his bed...
>
>Um. You might to get rid of the... stuff... under there first.
>
I had to push several care bears plush toys out of the way.
The "bed" is one of those racecar looking ones...

0_o

== 6 of 16 ==
Date: Mon, May 25 2009 7:50 am
From: §ñühw¤£f

Veronica Karlsson <veronica.karlsson@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming
pile of<4A1A5C21.22D3A07C@gmail.com>:

>§ñühw¤£f wrote:
>>
>> <rolls eyes>
>> Thanks for the free publicity maddie. Maybe today the search engines
>> finally pick up my artwork website.
>
>I put a link to your homepage on my homepage. That should be enough to
>get you noticed by Google and others. Also, it might be a good idea to
>give your homepage a title (right now the title is "Photo", I suggest
>you change it to something like "Snuhwolf's Homepage").
>
Kewl...now I have to figure out how to do that.

^_^

== 7 of 16 ==
Date: Mon, May 25 2009 8:11 am
From: Bob Larter

Meat Plow wrote:
> On Mon, 25 May 2009 14:56:25 +1000, Bob Larter
> <bobbylarter@gmail.com>wrote:
>
>> ???hw??f wrote:
>>> Bob Larter <bobbylarter@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>>> of<4a180b9d$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>>
>>>> ???hw??f wrote:
>>>>> Bob Larter <bobbylarter@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>>>>> of<4a150888$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>>>>
>>>>>> ???hw??f wrote:
>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 17 May 2009 01:30:31 +1000, Bob Larter
>>>>> <bobbylarter@gmail.com>
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 16 May 2009 17:58:45 +1000, Bob Larter
>>>>> <bobbylarter@gmail.com>
>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Sweetness wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> "Bob Larter" <bobbylarter@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:4a0acb8a$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au...
>>>>>>>>>>>> (snips)
>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>> : I did? - I thought I spent Mothers Day with my son, & my
>>> ex.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Eh ? I thot you were gay ?
>>>>>>>>>>> What made you think that? Been listening to Outhouse John or
>>>>>>>>>>> something?
>>>>>>>>>> Uh, maybe it's the fact that you and DiaperWulf have been
>>>>> slurping
>>>>>>>>>> each other on a level that no one on Usenet has *EVER* seen
>>>>> before.
>>>>>>>>>> I mean, holy shit, in the past two weeks alone the two of you
>>>>> have
>>>>>>>>>> made well over 300 slurping posts to each other, at one point
>>>>> even
>>>>>>>>>> "playing" the gay couple, which really wasn't funny so much as
>>> it
>>>>> was
>>>>>>>>>> your poor cry at wanting to "come out" to everybody.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Honestly though, why are you so afraid of everyone knowing that
>>>>> you're
>>>>>>>>>> gay? I mean it's not liak anyone is going to like you any more
>>>>> than
>>>>>>>>>> they already don't just because you're a rump rider.
>>>>>>>>> You seem to be under the impression that I (or anyone else for
>>>>> that
>>>>>>>>> matter), give a fuck whether you think I'm straight or gay.
>>>>>>>> Now, now, don't get all fussy and indignant just cause I pointed
>>>>> out
>>>>>>>> that you're a homo whose in love with *THIS* guy...
>>>>>>>> http://www.snuhwolf.9f.com/images/morph.jpg
>>>>>>>> http://www.snuhwolf.9f.com/images/fursuit2.jpg
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Thanks for the site-booster :)
>>>>>>> I tried to add it to g00gle and Yahoo search but it still dun show
>>>>> up.
>>>>>> It takes a while for them to pick up new sites.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Yeah it said "two weeks" on average for their web app to crawl it.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>> Also, anyone have a Wacom Intuos 2 tablet they wanna get rid of?
>>>>>> I actually do, but I lost the stylus the last time I moved house.
>>>>>>
>>>>> I'm still on the fence whether or not I really need one.
>>>>> I have a scanner and doing stuff on paper is traditional.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>> I need a w98 compatible won so I can do my comix in phtoshop.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> TIA
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> *snicker*
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Talk about weird fetishes...what the fuck is up with *THAT*,
>>>>> Whinel?
>>>>>>> I'm a furry/were. U dint no?
>>>>>> DiaperBoi isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.
>>>>>>
>>>>> He's manic as hell lately. I thought that the captions for the comix
>>> &
>>>>> artwork would be sufficiently accessable for the less intelligent
>>> set
>>>>> so they'd get the whole tongue-in-cheek self deprecating humor of
>>> the
>>>>> website. Apparently it was a bit *too* subtle for maddie to catch
>>> on.
>>>>> <shrugs>
>>>>>
>>>>>> BTW: Found a picture that's Maddy to a 'T':
>>>>>> <http://drewpickles.com/files/Real%20otaku.jpg>
>>>>>>
>>>>> I'll say. Looks like a color version of some of "Spain's" work that
>>>>> you'd see in Zap Comix.
>>>>> http://www.undergroundcomixart.com/drawings/main.php?g2_itemId=254
>>>>> He's been inspiratonal for a lot of us kids...one success story
>>> amongst
>>>>> us would be 'Derf'. Looking from Spain to Derf you can see a real
>>>>> influence.
>>>> I used to have a big Zap Comix compilation that had his Trashman story
>>>> in it. I'd love to see what Robert Crumb would make of DiaperBoi or
>>>> Outhouse John.
>>>>
>>> Theres a cartoon on during 'Adult Swim' that is usually paired with
>>> Teen Hunger Force about some freaky green squid like thing with a
>>> redneck accent. Its prolly inspired by HJ & Diaperboi.
>> We only get that show on cable over here, so I've only seen it a couple
>> of times. (I hate cable TV, it's such a ripoff.)
>
> I have it here but watch all the learning channels. Fuck the drama for
> yo mama stuff. Also DVR everything I watch to skip through the 22
> minutes of commercial ads per hour.

You get 22m/hr of ads on *cable*? Shit, they used to sell it here on the
basis that most of their shit doesn't have ads.

> Plus my 2 MB/s internet comes through cable :)

Pfft. I'm currently getting about 18Mb/s over ADSL. ;^)

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. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
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== 8 of 16 ==
Date: Mon, May 25 2009 8:45 am
From: Bob Larter

§ñühw¤£f wrote:
> Bob Larter <bobbylarter@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
> of<4a1a24ab@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>
>> §ñühw¤£f wrote:
>>> Bob Larter <bobbylarter@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>>> of<4a1954e4$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>>
>>>> §ñühw¤£f wrote:
>>>>> Bob Larter <bobbylarter@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>>>>> of<4a1808cc$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>>>>
>>>>>> §ñühw¤£f wrote:
>>>>>>> Bob Larter <bobbylarter@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
>>>>>>> of<4a150f3e$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> §ñühw¤£f wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 12 May 2009 09:20:40 -0500, §ñühw¤£f
>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Lookin for a lil shotgun mouthwash? Yeah, watching two
> homos
>>>>>>> liak
>>>>>>>>>>>> DiaperWulf and Whinel gum at each others Shrivled up cocks
>>> like
>>>>>>> that
>>>>>>>>>>>> is just about enough to do anyone in.
>>>>>>>>>>> Your Fanfic, though factually innacurate, is appreciated.
>>>>>>>>>> My "fanfic" is based on your autobiographical website,
> Furtard:
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.snuhwolf.9f.com/images/morph.jpg
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.snuhwolf.9f.com/images/fursuit2.jpg
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Do you ~honestly~ need me to post all the links to your GAY
>>>>>>>>>> PORNOGRAPHY? Furry, gay pornography at that. *shudder*
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Thats your biased opinion. Poast links to alleged jpgs showing
>>>>>>>>> homosexual acts.TIA
>>>>>>>> Don't hold your breath. DiaperBoi has never once managed to
>>> produce
>>>>> a
>>>>>>>> cite to back up any of his c'lames.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Accountablity/lucid-thought just aint his style apparently.
>>>>>> He's a meth-head, what do you expect?
>>>>>>
>>>>> Then he only poasts after he's scored a bag...
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I usually just delete the majority of their posts, keeps
> the
>>>>>>> froup
>>>>>>>>>>>> looking a lot tidier...and besides which, it's not like
> those
>>>>> two
>>>>>>> ever
>>>>>>>>>>>> do anything anyway...I mean besides slurp one another up
> the
>>>>>>> ass...and
>>>>>>>>>>>> who the hell really wants to have to watch that?
>>>>>>>>>>> Who's fo<WHACK>
>>>>>>>>>> That's the sound I make when I slap yer mama's ass...when I'm
>>>>> ridin
>>>>>>>>>> the bitch out like a cheap whore. LOL
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> <rolls eyes>
>>>>>>>> I should offer him my mother - maybe might get lucky for the
>>> first
>>>>>>> time
>>>>>>>> in his time.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Argh. Yer mom dosent deserve such a fate!
>>>>>> He'd probably ask her to change his diaper.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Exactly.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Thanks for the free publicity maddie. Maybe today the search
>>>>> engines
>>>>>>>>> finally pick up my artwork website.
>>>>>>>> <grin>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> He just accused you of being me.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hes fucking *certifiable*.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <shakes head in disbelief>
>>>>>> So far, he's c'lamed that I'm at least three different people.
>>> Four,
>>>>> now.
>>>>> BWAHAHAHA! He could prolly find old poasts of yours on
>>>>> rec.photo.digital IIRC
>>>> Y'know, I've only used two nicks over the years.
>>>>
>>> Thats a lotta restraint. Ive used at least 20.
>>> HEH. People complained bout kilfiles not working so I gave in...
>> My posts going back to '95 can be found in the groups I frequent by
>> simply searching on 'Lionel'. Only one of those groups has had another
>> poster of the same name.
>
> That kind of consistency is scary.

Having an unusual name has a lot to do with it.

>>>>> ...why he's paranoid is beyond m....oh
>>>>> yeah...paranoia and tweakers.
>>>>> Heh.
>>>> Exactly.
>>>>
>>> I think I'll hide under his bed...
>> Um. You might to get rid of the... stuff... under there first.
>>
> I had to push several care bears plush toys out of the way.
> The "bed" is one of those racecar looking ones...
>
> 0_o

I hope you used gloves when you cleared out the wadded up kleenexes &
used diapers.

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\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
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== 9 of 16 ==
Date: Mon, May 25 2009 10:40 am
From: "Sweetness"

"Bob Larter" <bobbylarter@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:4a180955$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au...
: Sweetness wrote:
: > "§ñühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message
: > news:eqCdnT4aUJl06IzXnZ2dnUVZ_vmdnZ2d@centurytel.net...
: > : Bob Larter <bobbylarter@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
: > : of<4a10c3b1$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
: > :
: > : >§ñühw¤£f wrote:
: > : >> Bob Larter wrote:
: > : >>> §ñühw¤£f wrote:
: > : >>>> Sweetness <sweetchixorHATESPAMMY@yahoo.ca> pinched out a
: > steaming
: > : >>>> pile of<gul2v5$38q$7@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
: > : >>>>
: > : >>>>> "§ñühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: > : >>>>> news:9e2dnTSp44ulaZDXnZ2dnUVZ_jZi4p2d@centurytel.net...
: > : >>>>> : Sweetness wrote:
: > : >>>>> : > "§ñühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message
: > : >>>>> : >
news:Mt2dnYu6Ye7AGZDXnZ2dnUVZ_g9i4p2d@centurytel.net...
: > : >>>>> : > : Bob Larter <bobbylarter@gmail.com> pinched out a
: > steaming
: > : pile
: > : >>>>> : > : of<4a0ce605@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
: > : >>>>> : > (snips)
: > : >>>>> : > : >
: > : >>>>> : > : >*sigh* You know what to say to a guy.
: > : >>>>> : > : >
: > : >>>>> : > : Sure, "I'll buy the beer".
: > : >>>>> : >
: > : >>>>> : > WooOOooT !!
: > : >>>>> : >
: > : >>>>> : I just wont drink any.
: > : >>>>>
: > : >>>>>
: > : >>>>> Why not ?
: > : >>>>>
: > : >>>> I dont do carbs: diabetic.
: > : >>>
: > : >>> Bummer. Can you drink any kind of alcohol?
: > : >>>
: > : >> According to "Dr" HJ, its ok to drink the hard stuff since it
has
: > no
: > : >> carbs or somthing. According to my actual RL doctor, just
dont
: > drink
: > : >> anymore.
: > : >
: > : >Well, that sure sucks.
: > : >
: > : It did at first but like anything you just move on...
: > :
: > : >>>>> <pats the lump in me bra where the beer fridge key rests>
: > : >>>>>
: > : >>>>>
: > : >>>> Oh! I thot that was a third nipple...darn.
: > : >>>
: > : >>> Oh yeah, I'm /sure/ you thought it was her /nipple/.
: > : >>>
: > : >>>
: > : >> What else could it be??? Alien about to burst forth?
: > : >
: > : >A lumpy tit?
: > : >
: > : A bra that didnt survive the dryer?
: >
: >
: > Never, EVER put yer bras in da dryer !!
: >
: > HTH :)
:
: Gah. A GF of mine did that with some really hot, really expensive
: lingerie I'd bought her for xmas. I was *not* impressed.

Did you .. punish her ?

== 10 of 16 ==
Date: Mon, May 25 2009 10:46 am
From: "Sweetness"

"Bob Larter" <bobbylarter@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:4a180a99$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au...
: Sweetness wrote:
: > "Bob Larter" <bobbylarter@gmail.com> wrote in message
: > news:4a119a57$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au...
: > : Sweetness wrote:
: > : > "Bob Larter" <bobbylarter@gmail.com> wrote in message
: > : > news:4a0e7292$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au...
: > : > : Sweetness wrote:
: > : > : > "§ñühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message
: > : > : > news:Mt2dnYu6Ye7AGZDXnZ2dnUVZ_g9i4p2d@centurytel.net...
: > : > : > : Bob Larter <bobbylarter@gmail.com> pinched out a
steaming
: > pile
: > : > : > : of<4a0ce605@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
: > : > : > (snips)
: > : > : > : >
: > : > : > : >*sigh* You know what to say to a guy.
: > : > : > : >
: > : > : > : Sure, "I'll buy the beer".
: > : > : >
: > : > : > WooOOooT !!
: > : > :
: > : > : Taking notes?
: > : >
: > : > And names !
: > :
: > : Buy me a sixpack & I'm yours, babe. ;^)
: >
: > I meant for me !
:
: Damn! When I was a teenager, girls used to buy me drinks all the
time.
: It hardly ever happens any more, damn it.

Izzat 'cos yer old now ?

== 11 of 16 ==
Date: Mon, May 25 2009 10:51 am
From: "Sweetness"

"§ñühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message
news:BKWdnToOfLGxw4XXnZ2dnUVZ_gti4p2d@centurytel.net...
: Sweetness <sweetchixorHATESPAMMY@yahoo.ca> pinched out a steaming
pile
: of<gv85e6$2tb$32@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
:
: >"§ñühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: >news:COWdnT6FKdbYhorXnZ2dnUVZ_omdnZ2d@centurytel.net...
: >: Sweetness wrote:
: >: > "§ñühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message
: >: > news:a-GdnTdJoMS4jYnXnZ2dnUVZ_hJi4p2d@centurytel.net...
: >: > : Sweetness <sweetchixorHATESPAMMY@yahoo.ca> pinched out a
: >steaming
: >: > pile
: >: > : of<guuhnr$ppu$9@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
: >: > :
: >: > : >"§ñühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message
: >: > : >news:eqCdnT4aUJl06IzXnZ2dnUVZ_vmdnZ2d@centurytel.net...
: >: > : >: Bob Larter <bobbylarter@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming
: >pile
: >: > : >: of<4a10c3b1$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
: >: > : >:
: >: > : >: >§ñühw¤£f wrote:
: >: > : >: >> Bob Larter wrote:
: >: > : >: >>> §ñühw¤£f wrote:
: >: > : >: >>>> Sweetness <sweetchixorHATESPAMMY@yahoo.ca> pinched
out a
: >: > : >steaming
: >: > : >: >>>> pile of<gul2v5$38q$7@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
: >: > : >: >>>>
: >: > : >: >>>>> "§ñühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@yahoo.com> wrote in message
: >: > : >: >>>>>
news:9e2dnTSp44ulaZDXnZ2dnUVZ_jZi4p2d@centurytel.net...
: >: > : >: >>>>> : Sweetness wrote:
: >: > : >: >>>>> : > "§ñühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
message
: >: > : >: >>>>> : >
: >news:Mt2dnYu6Ye7AGZDXnZ2dnUVZ_g9i4p2d@centurytel.net...
: >: > : >: >>>>> : > : Bob Larter <bobbylarter@gmail.com> pinched out
a
: >: > : >steaming
: >: > : >: pile
: >: > : >: >>>>> : > : of<4a0ce605@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
: >: > : >: >>>>> : > (snips)
: >: > : >: >>>>> : > : >
: >: > : >: >>>>> : > : >*sigh* You know what to say to a guy.
: >: > : >: >>>>> : > : >
: >: > : >: >>>>> : > : Sure, "I'll buy the beer".
: >: > : >: >>>>> : >
: >: > : >: >>>>> : > WooOOooT !!
: >: > : >: >>>>> : >
: >: > : >: >>>>> : I just wont drink any.
: >: > : >: >>>>>
: >: > : >: >>>>>
: >: > : >: >>>>> Why not ?
: >: > : >: >>>>>
: >: > : >: >>>> I dont do carbs: diabetic.
: >: > : >: >>>
: >: > : >: >>> Bummer. Can you drink any kind of alcohol?
: >: > : >: >>>
: >: > : >: >> According to "Dr" HJ, its ok to drink the hard stuff
since
: >it
: >: > has
: >: > : >no
: >: > : >: >> carbs or somthing. According to my actual RL doctor,
just
: >dont
: >: > : >drink
: >: > : >: >> anymore.
: >: > : >: >
: >: > : >: >Well, that sure sucks.
: >: > : >: >
: >: > : >: It did at first but like anything you just move on...
: >: > : >:
: >: > : >: >>>>> <pats the lump in me bra where the beer fridge key
: >rests>
: >: > : >: >>>>>
: >: > : >: >>>>>
: >: > : >: >>>> Oh! I thot that was a third nipple...darn.
: >: > : >: >>>
: >: > : >: >>> Oh yeah, I'm /sure/ you thought it was her /nipple/.
: >: > : >: >>>
: >: > : >: >>>
: >: > : >: >> What else could it be??? Alien about to burst forth?
: >: > : >: >
: >: > : >: >A lumpy tit?
: >: > : >: >
: >: > : >: A bra that didnt survive the dryer?
: >: > : >
: >: > : >
: >: > : >Never, EVER put yer bras in da dryer !!
: >: > : >
: >: > : >HTH :)
: >: > : >
: >: > : Wrap em around yer handlebars and haul ass down the hyway...
: >: >
: >: >
: >: > Heyy.. thas a great idea. Gee yer smart :)
: >: >
: >: >
: >: Or yuo can tie em on yer belt loops and hang yer butt out
: >:
: >: the window of the van.
: >
: >
: >Brilliant !
: >How did you ever get so smart ?
: >
: My parents would hold me under water in the tub :)
:

:-O

== 12 of 16 ==
Date: Mon, May 25 2009 12:16 pm
From: "Sweetness"

"Bob Larter" <bobbylarter@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:gvealt$9fk$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
: Veronica Karlsson wrote:
: > §ñühw¤£f wrote:
: >> <rolls eyes>
: >> Thanks for the free publicity maddie. Maybe today the search
engines
: >> finally pick up my artwork website.
: >
: > I put a link to your homepage on my homepage. That should be
enough to
: > get you noticed by Google and others. Also, it might be a good
idea to
: > give your homepage a title (right now the title is "Photo", I
suggest
: > you change it to something like "Snuhwolf's Homepage").
:
: Hey Veronica, what're the chances of you designing a nice ASCII
: certificate/medal/award/badge I could number & give out to designate
: Official Kookologists? Bonus points if there's a version small
enough to
: fit in a sig. ;^)

Great idea !

== 13 of 16 ==
Date: Mon, May 25 2009 2:30 pm
From: Bob Larter

Sweetness wrote:
> "Bob Larter" <bobbylarter@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:4a180955$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au...
> : Sweetness wrote:
> : > "§ñühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message
> : > news:eqCdnT4aUJl06IzXnZ2dnUVZ_vmdnZ2d@centurytel.net...
> : > : Bob Larter <bobbylarter@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming pile
> : > : of<4a10c3b1$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
> : > :
> : > : >§ñühw¤£f wrote:
> : > : >> Bob Larter wrote:
> : > : >>> §ñühw¤£f wrote:
> : > : >>>> Sweetness <sweetchixorHATESPAMMY@yahoo.ca> pinched out a
> : > steaming
> : > : >>>> pile of<gul2v5$38q$7@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
> : > : >>>>
> : > : >>>>> "§ñühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> : > : >>>>> news:9e2dnTSp44ulaZDXnZ2dnUVZ_jZi4p2d@centurytel.net...
> : > : >>>>> : Sweetness wrote:
> : > : >>>>> : > "§ñühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message
> : > : >>>>> : >
> news:Mt2dnYu6Ye7AGZDXnZ2dnUVZ_g9i4p2d@centurytel.net...
> : > : >>>>> : > : Bob Larter <bobbylarter@gmail.com> pinched out a
> : > steaming
> : > : pile
> : > : >>>>> : > : of<4a0ce605@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
> : > : >>>>> : > (snips)
> : > : >>>>> : > : >
> : > : >>>>> : > : >*sigh* You know what to say to a guy.
> : > : >>>>> : > : >
> : > : >>>>> : > : Sure, "I'll buy the beer".
> : > : >>>>> : >
> : > : >>>>> : > WooOOooT !!
> : > : >>>>> : >
> : > : >>>>> : I just wont drink any.
> : > : >>>>>
> : > : >>>>>
> : > : >>>>> Why not ?
> : > : >>>>>
> : > : >>>> I dont do carbs: diabetic.
> : > : >>>
> : > : >>> Bummer. Can you drink any kind of alcohol?
> : > : >>>
> : > : >> According to "Dr" HJ, its ok to drink the hard stuff since it
> has
> : > no
> : > : >> carbs or somthing. According to my actual RL doctor, just
> dont
> : > drink
> : > : >> anymore.
> : > : >
> : > : >Well, that sure sucks.
> : > : >
> : > : It did at first but like anything you just move on...
> : > :
> : > : >>>>> <pats the lump in me bra where the beer fridge key rests>
> : > : >>>>>
> : > : >>>>>
> : > : >>>> Oh! I thot that was a third nipple...darn.
> : > : >>>
> : > : >>> Oh yeah, I'm /sure/ you thought it was her /nipple/.
> : > : >>>
> : > : >>>
> : > : >> What else could it be??? Alien about to burst forth?
> : > : >
> : > : >A lumpy tit?
> : > : >
> : > : A bra that didnt survive the dryer?
> : >
> : >
> : > Never, EVER put yer bras in da dryer !!
> : >
> : > HTH :)
> :
> : Gah. A GF of mine did that with some really hot, really expensive
> : lingerie I'd bought her for xmas. I was *not* impressed.
>
>
> Did you .. punish her ?

No, but I sure felt like it.

--
W
. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
---^----^---------------------------------------------------------------

== 14 of 16 ==
Date: Mon, May 25 2009 2:32 pm
From: Bob Larter

Sweetness wrote:
> "Bob Larter" <bobbylarter@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:4a180a99$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au...
> : Sweetness wrote:
> : > "Bob Larter" <bobbylarter@gmail.com> wrote in message
> : > news:4a119a57$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au...
> : > : Sweetness wrote:
> : > : > "Bob Larter" <bobbylarter@gmail.com> wrote in message
> : > : > news:4a0e7292$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au...
> : > : > : Sweetness wrote:
> : > : > : > "§ñühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message
> : > : > : > news:Mt2dnYu6Ye7AGZDXnZ2dnUVZ_g9i4p2d@centurytel.net...
> : > : > : > : Bob Larter <bobbylarter@gmail.com> pinched out a
> steaming
> : > pile
> : > : > : > : of<4a0ce605@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
> : > : > : > (snips)
> : > : > : > : >
> : > : > : > : >*sigh* You know what to say to a guy.
> : > : > : > : >
> : > : > : > : Sure, "I'll buy the beer".
> : > : > : >
> : > : > : > WooOOooT !!
> : > : > :
> : > : > : Taking notes?
> : > : >
> : > : > And names !
> : > :
> : > : Buy me a sixpack & I'm yours, babe. ;^)
> : >
> : > I meant for me !
> :
> : Damn! When I was a teenager, girls used to buy me drinks all the
> time.
> : It hardly ever happens any more, damn it.
>
>
> Izzat 'cos yer old now ?

Ayup. I only get girls buying me drinks maybe a couple of times a month,
these days.

--
W
. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
---^----^---------------------------------------------------------------

== 15 of 16 ==
Date: Mon, May 25 2009 3:30 pm
From: §ñühw¤£f

Sweetness wrote:
> "§ñühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message
> news:BKWdnToOfLGxw4XXnZ2dnUVZ_gti4p2d@centurytel.net...
> : Sweetness <sweetchixorHATESPAMMY@yahoo.ca> pinched out a steaming
> pile
> : of<gv85e6$2tb$32@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
> :
> : >"§ñühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> : >news:COWdnT6FKdbYhorXnZ2dnUVZ_omdnZ2d@centurytel.net...
> : >: Sweetness wrote:
> : >: > "§ñühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message
> : >: > news:a-GdnTdJoMS4jYnXnZ2dnUVZ_hJi4p2d@centurytel.net...
> : >: > : Sweetness <sweetchixorHATESPAMMY@yahoo.ca> pinched out a
> : >steaming
> : >: > pile
> : >: > : of<guuhnr$ppu$9@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
> : >: > :
> : >: > : >"§ñühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message
> : >: > : >news:eqCdnT4aUJl06IzXnZ2dnUVZ_vmdnZ2d@centurytel.net...
> : >: > : >: Bob Larter <bobbylarter@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming
> : >pile
> : >: > : >: of<4a10c3b1$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
> : >: > : >:
> : >: > : >: >§ñühw¤£f wrote:
> : >: > : >: >> Bob Larter wrote:
> : >: > : >: >>> §ñühw¤£f wrote:
> : >: > : >: >>>> Sweetness <sweetchixorHATESPAMMY@yahoo.ca> pinched
> out a
> : >: > : >steaming
> : >: > : >: >>>> pile of<gul2v5$38q$7@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
> : >: > : >: >>>>
> : >: > : >: >>>>> "§ñühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> : >: > : >: >>>>>
> news:9e2dnTSp44ulaZDXnZ2dnUVZ_jZi4p2d@centurytel.net...
> : >: > : >: >>>>> : Sweetness wrote:
> : >: > : >: >>>>> : > "§ñühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
> message
> : >: > : >: >>>>> : >
> : >news:Mt2dnYu6Ye7AGZDXnZ2dnUVZ_g9i4p2d@centurytel.net...
> : >: > : >: >>>>> : > : Bob Larter <bobbylarter@gmail.com> pinched out
> a
> : >: > : >steaming
> : >: > : >: pile
> : >: > : >: >>>>> : > : of<4a0ce605@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
> : >: > : >: >>>>> : > (snips)
> : >: > : >: >>>>> : > : >
> : >: > : >: >>>>> : > : >*sigh* You know what to say to a guy.
> : >: > : >: >>>>> : > : >
> : >: > : >: >>>>> : > : Sure, "I'll buy the beer".
> : >: > : >: >>>>> : >
> : >: > : >: >>>>> : > WooOOooT !!
> : >: > : >: >>>>> : >
> : >: > : >: >>>>> : I just wont drink any.
> : >: > : >: >>>>>
> : >: > : >: >>>>>
> : >: > : >: >>>>> Why not ?
> : >: > : >: >>>>>
> : >: > : >: >>>> I dont do carbs: diabetic.
> : >: > : >: >>>
> : >: > : >: >>> Bummer. Can you drink any kind of alcohol?
> : >: > : >: >>>
> : >: > : >: >> According to "Dr" HJ, its ok to drink the hard stuff
> since
> : >it
> : >: > has
> : >: > : >no
> : >: > : >: >> carbs or somthing. According to my actual RL doctor,
> just
> : >dont
> : >: > : >drink
> : >: > : >: >> anymore.
> : >: > : >: >
> : >: > : >: >Well, that sure sucks.
> : >: > : >: >
> : >: > : >: It did at first but like anything you just move on...
> : >: > : >:
> : >: > : >: >>>>> <pats the lump in me bra where the beer fridge key
> : >rests>
> : >: > : >: >>>>>
> : >: > : >: >>>>>
> : >: > : >: >>>> Oh! I thot that was a third nipple...darn.
> : >: > : >: >>>
> : >: > : >: >>> Oh yeah, I'm /sure/ you thought it was her /nipple/.
> : >: > : >: >>>
> : >: > : >: >>>
> : >: > : >: >> What else could it be??? Alien about to burst forth?
> : >: > : >: >
> : >: > : >: >A lumpy tit?
> : >: > : >: >
> : >: > : >: A bra that didnt survive the dryer?
> : >: > : >
> : >: > : >
> : >: > : >Never, EVER put yer bras in da dryer !!
> : >: > : >
> : >: > : >HTH :)
> : >: > : >
> : >: > : Wrap em around yer handlebars and haul ass down the hyway...
> : >: >
> : >: >
> : >: > Heyy.. thas a great idea. Gee yer smart :)
> : >: >
> : >: >
> : >: Or yuo can tie em on yer belt loops and hang yer butt out
> : >:
> : >: the window of the van.
> : >
> : >
> : >Brilliant !
> : >How did you ever get so smart ?
> : >
> : My parents would hold me under water in the tub :)
> :
>
>
> :-O
>
>
BUT THE GYPSIES SAVED ME!!!!111111!!!!!

(note to readers; I post 'stream-of-consciousness style')

^_^

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== 16 of 16 ==
Date: Mon, May 25 2009 3:36 pm
From: Bob Larter

§ñühw¤£f wrote:
> Sweetness wrote:
>> "§ñühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message
>> news:BKWdnToOfLGxw4XXnZ2dnUVZ_gti4p2d@centurytel.net...
>> : Sweetness <sweetchixorHATESPAMMY@yahoo.ca> pinched out a steaming pile
>> : of<gv85e6$2tb$32@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>> :
>> : >"§ñühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> : >news:COWdnT6FKdbYhorXnZ2dnUVZ_omdnZ2d@centurytel.net...
>> : >: Sweetness wrote:
>> : >: > "§ñühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message
>> : >: > news:a-GdnTdJoMS4jYnXnZ2dnUVZ_hJi4p2d@centurytel.net...
>> : >: > : Sweetness <sweetchixorHATESPAMMY@yahoo.ca> pinched out a
>> : >steaming
>> : >: > pile
>> : >: > : of<guuhnr$ppu$9@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>> : >: > :
>> : >: > : >"§ñühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message
>> : >: > : >news:eqCdnT4aUJl06IzXnZ2dnUVZ_vmdnZ2d@centurytel.net...
>> : >: > : >: Bob Larter <bobbylarter@gmail.com> pinched out a steaming
>> : >pile
>> : >: > : >: of<4a10c3b1$1@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>> : >: > : >:
>> : >: > : >: >§ñühw¤£f wrote:
>> : >: > : >: >> Bob Larter wrote:
>> : >: > : >: >>> §ñühw¤£f wrote:
>> : >: > : >: >>>> Sweetness <sweetchixorHATESPAMMY@yahoo.ca> pinched out a
>> : >: > : >steaming
>> : >: > : >: >>>> pile of<gul2v5$38q$7@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>> : >: > : >: >>>>
>> : >: > : >: >>>>> "§ñühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> : >: > : >: >>>>> news:9e2dnTSp44ulaZDXnZ2dnUVZ_jZi4p2d@centurytel.net...
>> : >: > : >: >>>>> : Sweetness wrote:
>> : >: > : >: >>>>> : > "§ñühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in message
>> : >: > : >: >>>>> : >
>> : >news:Mt2dnYu6Ye7AGZDXnZ2dnUVZ_g9i4p2d@centurytel.net...
>> : >: > : >: >>>>> : > : Bob Larter <bobbylarter@gmail.com> pinched out a
>> : >: > : >steaming
>> : >: > : >: pile
>> : >: > : >: >>>>> : > : of<4a0ce605@dnews.tpgi.com.au>:
>> : >: > : >: >>>>> : > (snips)
>> : >: > : >: >>>>> : > : >
>> : >: > : >: >>>>> : > : >*sigh* You know what to say to a guy.
>> : >: > : >: >>>>> : > : >
>> : >: > : >: >>>>> : > : Sure, "I'll buy the beer".
>> : >: > : >: >>>>> : >
>> : >: > : >: >>>>> : > WooOOooT !!
>> : >: > : >: >>>>> : >
>> : >: > : >: >>>>> : I just wont drink any.
>> : >: > : >: >>>>>
>> : >: > : >: >>>>>
>> : >: > : >: >>>>> Why not ?
>> : >: > : >: >>>>>
>> : >: > : >: >>>> I dont do carbs: diabetic.
>> : >: > : >: >>>
>> : >: > : >: >>> Bummer. Can you drink any kind of alcohol?
>> : >: > : >: >>>
>> : >: > : >: >> According to "Dr" HJ, its ok to drink the hard stuff since
>> : >it
>> : >: > has
>> : >: > : >no
>> : >: > : >: >> carbs or somthing. According to my actual RL doctor, just
>> : >dont
>> : >: > : >drink
>> : >: > : >: >> anymore.
>> : >: > : >: >
>> : >: > : >: >Well, that sure sucks.
>> : >: > : >: >
>> : >: > : >: It did at first but like anything you just move on...
>> : >: > : >:
>> : >: > : >: >>>>> <pats the lump in me bra where the beer fridge key
>> : >rests>
>> : >: > : >: >>>>>
>> : >: > : >: >>>>>
>> : >: > : >: >>>> Oh! I thot that was a third nipple...darn.
>> : >: > : >: >>>
>> : >: > : >: >>> Oh yeah, I'm /sure/ you thought it was her /nipple/.
>> : >: > : >: >>>
>> : >: > : >: >>>
>> : >: > : >: >> What else could it be??? Alien about to burst forth?
>> : >: > : >: >
>> : >: > : >: >A lumpy tit?
>> : >: > : >: >
>> : >: > : >: A bra that didnt survive the dryer?
>> : >: > : >
>> : >: > : >
>> : >: > : >Never, EVER put yer bras in da dryer !!
>> : >: > : >
>> : >: > : >HTH :)
>> : >: > : >
>> : >: > : Wrap em around yer handlebars and haul ass down the hyway...
>> : >: >
>> : >: >
>> : >: > Heyy.. thas a great idea. Gee yer smart :)
>> : >: >
>> : >: >
>> : >: Or yuo can tie em on yer belt loops and hang yer butt out
>> : >:
>> : >: the window of the van.
>> : >
>> : >
>> : >Brilliant !
>> : >How did you ever get so smart ?
>> : >
>> : My parents would hold me under water in the tub :)
>> :
>>
>>
>> :-O
>>
>>
> BUT THE GYPSIES SAVED ME!!!!111111!!!!!
>
> (note to readers; I post 'stream-of-consciousness style')

Shit, I never would've guessed. ;^)

--
W
. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
---^----^---------------------------------------------------------------

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