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* After 20 years... - 2 messages, 2 authors
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/t/2b41a7374aac444c?hl=en
* for everyone to appreciate this very well crafted pisstake ofmatt 'pilsbury
doug boy' moulton you will need a youtube account. trustme. you will find the
video part of this seriously fucking funny. <was Re:Flash - Absolutely Fuckin
Stupid, Just Like The People Who Embrace It> - 4 messages, 4 authors
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* Final Call for Applications to International MFA Program - 1 messages, 1
author
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TOPIC: After 20 years...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/t/2b41a7374aac444c?hl=en
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== 1 of 2 ==
Date: Sun, Apr 26 2009 9:23 am
From: connie@sewverycreative.com
On Mar 23, 9:44 am, Drew <whosithatmasked...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> con...@sewverycreative.com wrote:
> > Anywho, you ever need any help, you know where to come!! :)
>
> You asked for it:
> Is there a key command for "duplicate"? All I can find is Option>Click>Drag.
Not that I remember. I do the "opt-click-drag" all the time though,
simply because once I found it, I thought it was so cool that I
"trained" myself to use it. You get used to it after a while. :/
> Do I really need all that information concerning path, intersect,
> anchor? Can you turn that stuff off?
You mean the info/status bar at the bottom? Yup, you can. Sorta. Right
next to the bar should be a drop down menu you can access. Just pull
that down and change it how you like. Depending on the version of Illy
you're using (and the platform), you might even find an easter egg --
a few years back, it was a countdown to Christmas or the running tally
for the National Debt (who says Adobe doesn't have a sense of humor).
On Macs, you could even have googly-eyes on the status bar that would
follow your input device. Very cute.
Usually, I just have mine set to whatever tool I'm using. I don't
really need it, but enh ...
It could be, though, that we're not talking about the same thing. I'm
using CS2 on my lappie. While my lappie's compatible with CS4, I just
haven't gotten around to it.
> Since we last visited this issue some years ago you and I had trouble
> figuring out Paste Inside. How do I do that again?
There is no "paste inside" in Illy (that's Photoshop). What you *can*
do is paste the element EXACTLY where it was on the page, irregardless
of layers or artboards. That would be Control-F for pasting into the
foreground/"uppermost front" or Control-B for pasting into the
background/furthest back.
Control-V just does a regular paste wherever you last *clicked off* on
the artboard. Like, say you select a box to copy and paste. Then, you
click off with your mouse (to deselect the object) an inch to the left
of the object. *That's* where the new pasted object will appear. At
least, that's how it works with me. :/
Now, you **could** actually mean making a clipping mask. That's
when ... say, you have a HUGE illustration and you only want to show a
tiny piece of it, but you don't feel like deleting the rest, okay?
With clipping mask, you can "paste inside" another element (like a
box, circle, etc -- you can draw it, too) and only what's "inside the
box" will show. The rest will still be there, but it won't show. Does
that make sense??
To do that, you'd need the object that you want to play hide 'n' seek
with, and then draw *on top* of that element, a container for the
element (doesn't make sense, but the container ALWAYS has to be on
top). Then, you select both elements and go to Object>Clipping
Mask>Make.
(If the element that you want to play hide 'n' seek with is REALLY
complicated, it's best to try to simplify things by using pathfinder
where possible -- at the very least, group them ALL together)
>
> At least they now have the ability to have multiple pages. Sorry, I
> meant multiple "artboards.
>
> Thanks. I'll check out the Illy newsgroup.
I don't know if I helped or hindered. Especially at such a late date
(been remodeling like lunatics over here!!). Plus, health problemos
kinda figure in, too. But if you ever need any help at a quicker pace,
just email me. Or call me. :)
Big squishy sewy-crafty-drawy hugs! ;)
> D
PS ~ Also been REALLY busy with my girlie. She's taking her SCUBA
certification class!! YAY!!!!
== 2 of 2 ==
Date: Mon, Apr 27 2009 10:41 am
From: Drew
connie@sewverycreative.com wrote:
> On Mar 23, 9:44 am, Drew <whosithatmasked...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> con...@sewverycreative.com wrote:
>>> Anywho, you ever need any help, you know where to come!! :)
>> You asked for it:
>> Is there a key command for "duplicate"? All I can find is Option>Click>Drag.
>
> Not that I remember. I do the "opt-click-drag" all the time though,
> simply because once I found it, I thought it was so cool that I
> "trained" myself to use it. You get used to it after a while. :/
>
>> Do I really need all that information concerning path, intersect,
>> anchor? Can you turn that stuff off?
>
> You mean the info/status bar at the bottom? Yup, you can. Sorta. Right
> next to the bar should be a drop down menu you can access. Just pull
> that down and change it how you like. Depending on the version of Illy
> you're using (and the platform), you might even find an easter egg --
> a few years back, it was a countdown to Christmas or the running tally
> for the National Debt (who says Adobe doesn't have a sense of humor).
> On Macs, you could even have googly-eyes on the status bar that would
> follow your input device. Very cute.
>
> Usually, I just have mine set to whatever tool I'm using. I don't
> really need it, but enh ...
>
> It could be, though, that we're not talking about the same thing. I'm
> using CS2 on my lappie. While my lappie's compatible with CS4, I just
> haven't gotten around to it.
I was able to turn it off in Preferences. Damn, bothersome shit. Every
time my mouse went over a path, anchor, anything and the damn thing
would tell me what and where it was. Pffft.
>
>> Since we last visited this issue some years ago you and I had trouble
>> figuring out Paste Inside. How do I do that again?
>
> There is no "paste inside" in Illy (that's Photoshop). What you *can*
> do is paste the element EXACTLY where it was on the page, irregardless
> of layers or artboards. That would be Control-F for pasting into the
> foreground/"uppermost front" or Control-B for pasting into the
> background/furthest back.
>
> Control-V just does a regular paste wherever you last *clicked off* on
> the artboard. Like, say you select a box to copy and paste. Then, you
> click off with your mouse (to deselect the object) an inch to the left
> of the object. *That's* where the new pasted object will appear. At
> least, that's how it works with me. :/
>
> Now, you **could** actually mean making a clipping mask. That's
> when ... say, you have a HUGE illustration and you only want to show a
> tiny piece of it, but you don't feel like deleting the rest, okay?
> With clipping mask, you can "paste inside" another element (like a
> box, circle, etc -- you can draw it, too) and only what's "inside the
> box" will show. The rest will still be there, but it won't show. Does
> that make sense??
>
> To do that, you'd need the object that you want to play hide 'n' seek
> with, and then draw *on top* of that element, a container for the
> element (doesn't make sense, but the container ALWAYS has to be on
> top). Then, you select both elements and go to Object>Clipping
> Mask>Make.
>
> (If the element that you want to play hide 'n' seek with is REALLY
> complicated, it's best to try to simplify things by using pathfinder
> where possible -- at the very least, group them ALL together)
>
>> At least they now have the ability to have multiple pages. Sorry, I
>> meant multiple "artboards.
>>
>> Thanks. I'll check out the Illy newsgroup.
>
> I don't know if I helped or hindered. Especially at such a late date
> (been remodeling like lunatics over here!!). Plus, health problemos
> kinda figure in, too. But if you ever need any help at a quicker pace,
> just email me. Or call me. :)
That's what I was looking for. As usual I'll be saving another of your
helpful posts for later review.
>
> Big squishy sewy-crafty-drawy hugs! ;)
Backatcha.
Glad to see your blogs back up, even if in a different iteration.
>
>
>> D
>
> PS ~ Also been REALLY busy with my girlie. She's taking her SCUBA
> certification class!! YAY!!!!
>
Taking after Daddy?
D
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TOPIC: for everyone to appreciate this very well crafted pisstake ofmatt '
pilsbury doug boy' moulton you will need a youtube account. trustme. you will
find the video part of this seriously fucking funny. <was Re:Flash -
Absolutely Fuckin Stupid, Just Like The People Who Embrace It>
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/t/5ef8781c3a69696c?hl=en
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== 1 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Apr 27 2009 1:08 pm
From: metro-golden-meower
On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:02:26 -0600, §ñühw¤£f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com> wrote:
>metro-golden-meower spilled the beans:
>> On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 11:14:41 -0500, §ñühw¤£f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote:
>>
>>> metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> pinched out a
>>> steaming pile of<6lh6u4tpis5ctv5e3fm1d079evk7mdbm5o@4ax.com>:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 12 Apr 2009 11:48:59 -0500, §ñühw¤£f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>> wrote:
>>>>> metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> pinched out a
>>>>> steaming pile of<nj01u45gfdvqbu982d9fjdt18tihanunpb@4ax.com>:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Thu, 09 Apr 2009 10:56:57 -0500, §ñühw¤£f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> pinched out a
>>>>>>> steaming pile of<unapt4prc8aea5n8c9eeo9n3heas2cdpv4@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 07 Apr 2009 09:47:01 -0500, §ñühw¤£f
>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> pinched out
>>> a
>>>>>>>>> steaming pile of<6a0it4lppj6v8uu93971rsvk4d1lok965d@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 10:12:25 -0500, §ñühw¤£f
>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> pinched
>>> out
>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>> steaming pile of<0s6ht4l8en14hjvft0sdo4iimu8grnufac@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 4 Apr 2009 17:22:06 -0700, §ñühw¤£f
>>> <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 3 Apr 2009 17:26:50 -0700, §ñühw¤£f
>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 03 Apr 2009 10:55:48 -0500, §ñühw¤£f
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org>
>>>>> pinched
>>>>>>>>> out
>>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> steaming pile
>>>>> of<hesbt4t5o0r43uq3otnaokp3ciniivnnbb@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 2 Apr 2009 17:03:09 -0700, §ñühw¤£f
>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 1 Apr 2009 16:59:49 -0700, §ñühw¤£f
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 10:42:21 -0500, §ñühw¤£f
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-
>>> meower@meowdot.org>
>>>>>>>>>>> pinched
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> steaming pile
>>>>>>>>>>> of<f1q4t41slir4hl3d4er8q84fphksvkrof9@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 30 Mar 2009 17:10:48 -0700, §ñühw¤£f
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 30 Mar 2009 10:17:15 -0500, §ñühw¤£f
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-
>>>>>>> meower@meowdot.org>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pinched
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> steaming pile
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of<5qnvs4tsfm6etn4usvjtb5q3o2hm5090rt@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 29 Mar 2009 16:31:52 -0400, MillerT
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <thisemail@isamunge.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 3/29/09 4:02 PM, in article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 10sus49o39i269vv7v4hs071gb525rssru@4ax.com,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "metro-golden-meower" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 28 Mar 2009 17:00:49 -0700,
>>> §ñühw€£f
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 27 Mar 2009 09:43:03 -0500,
>>>>> §ñühw€£f
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MillerT <thisemail@isamunge.com> pinched
>>>>> out
>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> steaming
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pile
>>>>>>>>> of<gqh747$dcf$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 3/26/09 8:03 PM, in article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> PM0004660E7501CF5B@unknown.myhome.westell.com,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "§ñ�hw�£f"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MillerT wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 3/26/09 11:02 AM, in article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tb6dnVx6V7G-BFbUnZ2dnUVZ_vvinZ2d@centurytel.net,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "§ñ�hw £f"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Veronica Karlsson
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <veronica.karlsson@gmail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pinched
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> steaming
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pile of<7cfe83d9-638b-4eb2-963b-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> 1be4e9bd407b@y9g2000yqg.googlegroups.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mar 25, 8:24 pm, Dead Kitten
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ic9bnj...@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dead Kitten wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dead Kitten wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i ha<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What did you say, Girly Bitch?
>>> I
>>>>>>>>>>> couldn't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hear
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cock all
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up in your mouth like that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for that to happen it would
>>>>> require
>>>>>>>>> two
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> things.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> first.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you'd
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> penis extension and second.
>>> you'd
>>>>>>> need
>>>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> girth
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> increased so
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it no longer made a needle look
>>>>> like
>>>>>>>>> it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> should
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spend
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> some
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time at
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weight wachers.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The difference in originality
>>>>>>> between
>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> two
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> comments
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> above... quite
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a contrast.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm sure metrosexual-golden-
>>> shower
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> appreciates
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> free
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hand
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> job,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dearie, but it just won't be
>>>>>>> complete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> until
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> follow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> some lame
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ASCII art.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're just trying to troll me
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mission accomplished.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does that mean you'll go away
>>> now?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Show us your tits first.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would, but I think google would
>>>>> turn
>>>>>>> my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> self
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> portrait
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> into a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> picasso.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ||
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> =(.)(.)=
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> \ /
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /V \
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> VIOLA!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Boobs and a penis, but no head or
>>> legs?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Where do you see a penis?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 0_o
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What's the pointy thing?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SHOW ME ON THE DOLLY WHERE THE BAD MAN
>>>>>>> TOUCHED
>>>>>>>>>>> YOU
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I CANNOT SEE A WALLET ON IT SO I CAN
>>> POINT
>>>>> TO
>>>>>>>>> IT!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> YOUR
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DOLLY
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> IS
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DEFECTIVE!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I bet you mean "coin purse".
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh...english english!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bollocks. i meant wallet. in modern england
>>>>>>>>> girleis
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> purses.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> men have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wallets. le me guess, you call you wallet a
>>>>>>>>> purse?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In merka some mens carry "murses". Serially.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are they called teh homosexualists?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This really deserves a xoapst to
>>>>>>> ALT.NON.SECUITUR....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> j00 forgot to add it to the x-post line. shame.
>>>>>>> i've
>>>>>>>>>>> not
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> there
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for years.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It was TQOCAJ's main hangout...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i belive ja used to post there a lot as well.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> JUNGLE ACID! He was a good won...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> someone should track him down like a
>>> <HINT>dog</hint>
>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> make
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> STPO PSOTIGN NI THLM!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or what? you'll pee on my doorstep?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poop...then light it...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are upi callin' me a cow?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cows do that? You have some weird cows...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you can burn cow turds.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> well you can felch goats!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no thanks. i'm trying to give it up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have you tried the patch?
>>>>>>>>>>>> yes. it didn't work out. the goat kept trying to eat my
>>> sleeve.
>>>>>>>>>>> Get your vest back from the bicycle.
>>>>>>>>>> <shoves arm down goats throat to get bike back to retrieve vest>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You'll know you've found the right item if it has no sleeves.
>>>>>>>>> HTH
>>>>>>>> that doesn't work. my bike doesn't have sleeves.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You'll have to get them from Man At Arms...
>>>>>> pratchette fan, eh?
>>>>>>
>>>>> Matster of teh Universe!
>>>> he man says he isn't ghey. i don't belive him.
>>>>
>>> I like his tiger-cringer-
>>
>> does cringer like you though?
>>
>
>Sure...in my dreams we make sweet lurve...
you do know cringer is a boy?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FNORD!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord campari.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord fnesta.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord siesta.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord prefect.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord get up and go.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord fneestyle
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord galaxy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord fnustang
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord popular
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord bnonco
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord cortina
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord tnaurus
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord sierra leone.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord fnescape
>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord grenola
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> fnord muslix
>>>>>>>>>> fnord modle t
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> fnord pnobe
>>>>>>>> fnord gt40
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> fnord snelby
>>>>>> fnord taunus
>>>>>>
>>>>> fnord fnusion
>>>> fnord zephyr (my granddad had one of those and there is one around the
>>> corner from us in mint condition!)
>>> fnord fnalcon (is it a collectible???)
>>
>> fnord galaxy-people carrier modle (i think the zephery is collectable. its now a classic car.)
>>
>fnord fwunfnifty (zephyrs were fugly)
fnord something or other. i just cannot be arsed to go to google to find some more modle names.
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== 2 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Apr 27 2009 2:20 pm
From: §ñühw¤£f
metro-golden-meower spilled the beans:
> On Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:02:26 -0600, §ñühw¤£f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> metro-golden-meower spilled the beans:
>>> On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 11:14:41 -0500, §ñühw¤£f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> pinched out a
>>>> steaming pile of<6lh6u4tpis5ctv5e3fm1d079evk7mdbm5o@4ax.com>:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 12 Apr 2009 11:48:59 -0500, §ñühw¤£f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>>> metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> pinched out a
>>>>>> steaming pile of<nj01u45gfdvqbu982d9fjdt18tihanunpb@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Thu, 09 Apr 2009 10:56:57 -0500, §ñühw¤£f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> pinched out a
>>>>>>>> steaming pile of<unapt4prc8aea5n8c9eeo9n3heas2cdpv4@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 07 Apr 2009 09:47:01 -0500, §ñühw¤£f
>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> pinched out
>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>> steaming pile of<6a0it4lppj6v8uu93971rsvk4d1lok965d@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 05 Apr 2009 10:12:25 -0500, §ñühw¤£f
>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> pinched
>>>> out
>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>> steaming pile of<0s6ht4l8en14hjvft0sdo4iimu8grnufac@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 4 Apr 2009 17:22:06 -0700, §ñühw¤£f
>>>> <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 3 Apr 2009 17:26:50 -0700, §ñühw¤£f
>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 03 Apr 2009 10:55:48 -0500, §ñühw¤£f
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org>
>>>>>> pinched
>>>>>>>>>> out
>>>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> steaming pile
>>>>>> of<hesbt4t5o0r43uq3otnaokp3ciniivnnbb@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 2 Apr 2009 17:03:09 -0700, §ñühw¤£f
>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 1 Apr 2009 16:59:49 -0700, §ñühw¤£f
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 10:42:21 -0500, §ñühw¤£f
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-
>>>> meower@meowdot.org>
>>>>>>>>>>>> pinched
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> steaming pile
>>>>>>>>>>>> of<f1q4t41slir4hl3d4er8q84fphksvkrof9@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 30 Mar 2009 17:10:48 -0700, §ñühw¤£f
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 30 Mar 2009 10:17:15 -0500, §ñühw¤£f
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-
>>>>>>>> meower@meowdot.org>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pinched
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> steaming pile
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of<5qnvs4tsfm6etn4usvjtb5q3o2hm5090rt@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 29 Mar 2009 16:31:52 -0400, MillerT
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <thisemail@isamunge.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 3/29/09 4:02 PM, in article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 10sus49o39i269vv7v4hs071gb525rssru@4ax.com,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "metro-golden-meower" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 28 Mar 2009 17:00:49 -0700,
>>>> §ñühw€£f
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 27 Mar 2009 09:43:03 -0500,
>>>>>> §ñühw€£f
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MillerT <thisemail@isamunge.com> pinched
>>>>>> out
>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> steaming
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pile
>>>>>>>>>> of<gqh747$dcf$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 3/26/09 8:03 PM, in article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> PM0004660E7501CF5B@unknown.myhome.westell.com,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "§ñ�hw�£f"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MillerT wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 3/26/09 11:02 AM, in article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tb6dnVx6V7G-BFbUnZ2dnUVZ_vvinZ2d@centurytel.net,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "§ñ�hw £f"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Veronica Karlsson
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <veronica.karlsson@gmail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pinched
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> steaming
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pile of<7cfe83d9-638b-4eb2-963b-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> 1be4e9bd407b@y9g2000yqg.googlegroups.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mar 25, 8:24 pm, Dead Kitten
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ic9bnj...@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dead Kitten wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dead Kitten wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i ha<COCK SLAP>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What did you say, Girly Bitch?
>>>> I
>>>>>>>>>>>> couldn't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hear
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cock all
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up in your mouth like that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for that to happen it would
>>>>>> require
>>>>>>>>>> two
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> things.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> first.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you'd
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> need a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> penis extension and second.
>>>> you'd
>>>>>>>> need
>>>>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> girth
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> increased so
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it no longer made a needle look
>>>>>> like
>>>>>>>>>> it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> should
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spend
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> some
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time at
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weight wachers.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The difference in originality
>>>>>>>> between
>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> two
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> comments
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> above... quite
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a contrast.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm sure metrosexual-golden-
>>>> shower
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> appreciates
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> free
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hand
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> job,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dearie, but it just won't be
>>>>>>>> complete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> until
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> follow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> some lame
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ASCII art.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're just trying to troll me
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mission accomplished.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does that mean you'll go away
>>>> now?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Show us your tits first.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would, but I think google would
>>>>>> turn
>>>>>>>> my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> self
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> portrait
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> into a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> picasso.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ||
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> =(.)(.)=
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> \ /
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /V \
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> VIOLA!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Boobs and a penis, but no head or
>>>> legs?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Where do you see a penis?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 0_o
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What's the pointy thing?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SHOW ME ON THE DOLLY WHERE THE BAD MAN
>>>>>>>> TOUCHED
>>>>>>>>>>>> YOU
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I CANNOT SEE A WALLET ON IT SO I CAN
>>>> POINT
>>>>>> TO
>>>>>>>>>> IT!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> YOUR
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DOLLY
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> IS
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DEFECTIVE!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I bet you mean "coin purse".
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh...english english!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bollocks. i meant wallet. in modern england
>>>>>>>>>> girleis
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> purses.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> men have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wallets. le me guess, you call you wallet a
>>>>>>>>>> purse?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In merka some mens carry "murses". Serially.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are they called teh homosexualists?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This really deserves a xoapst to
>>>>>>>> ALT.NON.SECUITUR....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> j00 forgot to add it to the x-post line. shame.
>>>>>>>> i've
>>>>>>>>>>>> not
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> there
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for years.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It was TQOCAJ's main hangout...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i belive ja used to post there a lot as well.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> JUNGLE ACID! He was a good won...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> someone should track him down like a
>>>> <HINT>dog</hint>
>>>>>>>> and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> make
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> STPO PSOTIGN NI THLM!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or what? you'll pee on my doorstep?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poop...then light it...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are upi callin' me a cow?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cows do that? You have some weird cows...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you can burn cow turds.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> well you can felch goats!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no thanks. i'm trying to give it up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have you tried the patch?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> yes. it didn't work out. the goat kept trying to eat my
>>>> sleeve.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Get your vest back from the bicycle.
>>>>>>>>>>> <shoves arm down goats throat to get bike back to retrieve vest>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You'll know you've found the right item if it has no sleeves.
>>>>>>>>>> HTH
>>>>>>>>> that doesn't work. my bike doesn't have sleeves.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You'll have to get them from Man At Arms...
>>>>>>> pratchette fan, eh?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Matster of teh Universe!
>>>>> he man says he isn't ghey. i don't belive him.
>>>>>
>>>> I like his tiger-cringer-
>>> does cringer like you though?
>>>
>> Sure...in my dreams we make sweet lurve...
>
> you do know cringer is a boy?
>
you do know Im bisexual?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FNORD!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord campari.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord fnesta.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord siesta.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord prefect.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord get up and go.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord fneestyle
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord galaxy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord fnustang
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord popular
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord bnonco
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord cortina
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord tnaurus
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord sierra leone.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord fnescape
>>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord grenola
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> fnord muslix
>>>>>>>>>>> fnord modle t
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> fnord pnobe
>>>>>>>>> fnord gt40
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> fnord snelby
>>>>>>> fnord taunus
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> fnord fnusion
>>>>> fnord zephyr (my granddad had one of those and there is one around the
>>>> corner from us in mint condition!)
>>>> fnord fnalcon (is it a collectible???)
>>> fnord galaxy-people carrier modle (i think the zephery is collectable. its now a classic car.)
>>>
>> fnord fwunfnifty (zephyrs were fugly)
>
> fnord something or other. i just cannot be arsed to go to google to find some more modle names.
>
fnord fnocus!
SPNAK
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== 3 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Apr 27 2009 3:00 pm
From: "\"The Honest One\""
"§ñühw¤£f" <snuhwolf@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> SPNAK
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== 4 of 4 ==
Date: Mon, Apr 27 2009 8:54 pm
From: Veronica Karlsson
"The Honest One" wrote:
> "§ñühw¤£f" wrote:
> >
> > SPNAK
>
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TOPIC: Final Call for Applications to International MFA Program
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/t/acee7a2246175eb8?hl=en
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== 1 of 1 ==
Date: Mon, Apr 27 2009 4:21 pm
From: "kpknoll@gmail.com"
Final Call for Applications to International MFA Program
Application deadline: June 1, 2009
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