Subject: Fw: LIFE THOUGHTS from Ducky
| LIFE THOUGHTS BY DUCKY
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| Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. | | I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?' She hit me. |
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How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for MissAmerica ?
| | Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. |
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| I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! | | When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.' | hmmm No I won't say it! | |
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Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
| | Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !! |
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Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in
prison? | | Wouldn't you know it....
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever. |
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And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
Ya just might want to pass this along....
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